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  1. 30-10-2011, 11:07 PM #1
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    how to hire a giant??

    Anyone got any ideas on how to hire a giant for a stag do?

    The stag is 5ft 4 and wanting to do something different rather than handcuff him to a midget we thought it would be funnier to hire a giant, or someone over 7ft ?

    all suggestions welcome
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  2. 30-10-2011, 11:11 PM #2
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    You could hire a midget and some stilts?
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  3. 31-10-2011, 02:49 AM #3
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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  5. 31-10-2011, 01:48 PM #4
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    I'm 6'2" - I could wear some heels and he'd look pretty tiny next to me. I'll do it for £1000
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    why not just hire a midget, and my some stilts?
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    You could hire a midget and some stilts?

    (join in, everyone's doing it!)
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    A massive transvestite would be funnier!
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunjiweb View Post
    A massive transvestite would be funnier!
    It'd be an extra £500 to wear my dress
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    Grow a beanstalk.

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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    Nah, forget hiring a tall guy... that would be too easy - you gotta hire a whooping great amazon type woman.

    Like this

    Or this. (which pretty much can be classed as a man)
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    Called up an agency, they said it was going to be a tall order.....
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    Called up an agency, they said it was going to be a tall order.....
    I can't decide if this gets a *badum* *tish*, or a ~tumbleweed~... *sigh*
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    I couldn't find anyone, sorry. I searched high and low.
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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    Called up an agency, they said it was going to be a tall order.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Jonatron View Post
    I couldn't find anyone, sorry. I searched high and low.

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    Re: how to hire a giant??

    turns out there in short supply.
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