Bobby Ask Questions about Chavs

[Zedmeister]

5 Chav topics on GD on one page. Hexus has gone chav crazy

National Chav day! Add some burbury checks and stripes to your sigs people and done your fake burbury caps!

[0iD]

Chavs, living proof that inbreeding among humans is just plain wrong!

[Flash]

lol

[luap.h]

we call them 'spides' or 'steeks'
the females are 'millies'

[Theo]

Stolen from another board, but might answer a few questions:

1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

[Zedmeister]

Female chavs are always called Tracey, Sharon or Donna i find. Have to put up with those 3 each morning on the bus going on about how "Kev got her preggers" or canning got "A slap aiiiii" Bloody Chavs!

[Purple]

oh my sides ache

[[GSV]Trig]

I have a few questions about them…

Ok Chavs where did they all come from?
Why are there so many of them?
Why were there none when I was a kid? Or were there?
Do they know they are a Chav?
Do they like being a Chav?
If you called one a Chav would he/she be honoured or offended?
How do you become a Chav?

They came from the result of all this "PC" stuff and people not caring for anyone but themselves...

There are so many of them because there parents get bored on the dole and having sex if sun and easy, plus the more kids you have the more money the government gives you.

They probably were around in one form or another when you were a kid but things change... Worse thing is the problem will just get worse as theres lots of them about now screwing and drinking white lightening, there gonna have kids, that means in 15 years time the problem will be much worse..

They know there the coolest hardest thing on the planet....

They thing there gods gift to everything...

I wouldnt lower myself enuf to talk to one..

Why would you become a chav?

[the insaan]

Female chavs are always called Tracey, Sharon or Donna i find. Have to put up with those 3 each morning on the bus going on about how "Kev got her preggers" or canning got "A slap aiiiii" Bloody Chavs!

yeah, usually on my f***ing bus

[Zak33]

CHeltenham AVerage is another thought for the origins of the name.

Closely related to pikeys, but without the caravan or the lurchers, now normally (and sadly) with Staffy Terriers , but luckily other proper normal people also like Staff's so the dog race won't be tarnished

I'm a mod so must now ask that this keeps civil (ish) and polite...cheers