9.20pm - Break 98 year old victorian stained glass window
10.00pm - Set right leg on fire
10.20pm - strawpedo a bottle of newcastle brown
11.00pm - watch as my mate gets elbow dropped from 6 feet across the roomw while he's wearing the barmaids underwear
11.30pm - Nearly loose mates car keys
11.35pm - Get driven home singing along to the passenger by iggy pop
11.40pm - arrive home slamming door rather loudly waking up both parents
I'm going to bed soon guys.......