If you were a Giant Battle Monster..

[project187]

lol thats funny stuff

[BEANFro Elite]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=klarrix

w00t!! I'm a big, fat, fast-moving blob!!

[Ruggerbugger]

Ruggerbugger is a Giant Blob that eats Nuclear Waste, Glows in the Dark, has a Metal Jaw, carries a Flamethrower, and is in League with Dark Forces.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Ruggerbugger

[shelley bda]

Shelley is a giant moth that has x-ray vision, can change shape and is highly flammable!!!

That's well cool that is!

And i beat Jon's ass

Shelley and Jon bda

shelley bda is a Giant Blob that controls Human Thought, enjoys Climbing Buildings, and can Change Colour.

I think i preferred the Moth

[Funkstar]

neil is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that drinks Human Blood, has Acid for Blood, and is Wreathed with Flames

funkstar is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that rides around in a Metal Tripod, fires Rockets, and has a Long Neck and X-Ray Vision

so im definitely a Giant Man-Eating plant then...