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    Over here they are called Knackers (can also mean traveller/pikey) or Norries .

    Still the same scumbags though .

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrapshoT
    Pikey's are Gypsies.Chav's are nobs who wear caps and tracksuits with big boots.Pikey's are classed way above chav's.!!! I'm open to be corrected here chaps.
    I believe this is where we should throw open the discussion that although chavs and pikeys are different and should be treated as such they are also the same. Allow me to elaborate, some point on the evolutionary tree - we're talking a different curve than the one we're on by the way - at some point in the past two subspecies evolved with the same ideals in mind. these two classes divergred in their evolution and developed different strategies for arriving at the same solution. one would dress in bright shell suits, baseball caps and white reebok trainers and lives in high-rise council flats somewhere to the left of city centre - the other appears in long uncut hair, tank tops and jeans (with a barking dog perhaps) and lives on patches of ground in the outer city regions.
    each may fight higher classes [which means anyone not a pikey or chav] and amounst themselves, be it over a cigarette or something equally worthless. pikeys prefer using certain tools such as metal bars etc. to obtain their required goal, chavs use knives and gold chains.

    alcohol is like gold dust - and serves to ensure the population remains through high pregnancy numbers as soon as a mini-pikey/chav reaches sexual maturety. average pregnacy age is around 13yrs for chavs, pikeys around 16yrs - but pikeys live longer (lack of flashing blades etc) and so the need to breed as proliferously is not essential.

    ...hope that cleared a few things up. perhaps we can make that a sticky to clarify to all?!!
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    In the North East they're also known as charvas.

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    I cannot stand all these 'youts' who think they are thugs. They ALL need to be knocked out and taught a lesson...EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!
    I cant believe they actually find a street corner and proceed to stand there ALL NIGHT!..do they not have anything to do with their lives. i mean...go to a friends house or something if u want to hang with ur mates.
    And some of them are so young, dont their parents wonder what their 10-12yr old child is doing walking street at 11pm?!!!

    They are giving all us young people a bad name!

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    So basically shiato....chavs are urban pikeys, or pikeys are rural chavs. Perhaps they breed so young due to the alcohol addictions. Making their breeding cycles very short before impotence in the males and gross ugliness in the females make the process unviable?

    Pyle, look upon it as a service. You may have taken the first step in breeding them out. It's a dirty job, but someone needs to do it.
    "You want loyalty? ......get a dog!"

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    Got a bit of an obsession have we Pyle?

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    lol pyle has fallen.

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    a chav fettish

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrivatePyle
    And now pyle has sobered up.

    DOH!

    A chavette, what was i thinking!
    Beer goggles is a good excuse

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrivatePyle
    Beer AA x 8 ha ha. Plus my refresh rate was somewhat low, and my vertical sync was, well not very synchronised.
    Dear oh dear Pyle, more dodgy women, eh? Mayhaps you should try drinking J20's next time to avoid Chav debauchery

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    As you said in a different thread, Pyle, you + anything = bad/stupid.

    I guess putting pyle in anything is going to end in tears.
    Anyone else agree?

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    yes we all hate chavs, but theres no need to spend 3 pages moaning about it

    I seem to find that people who constantly moan about chavs are almost as annoying as the chavs themselves!

    Butuz

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