Stuff women just cannot do

[Elmo]

oooohh - me feels a 'Stuff Men Cant Do' thread will be appearing sometime in my lunch break!!!

Grrrrr..... you want a fight, u got one!

#1/ put the loo seat/lid down

[MasterFlash]

My sister didnt send it to you by any chance? Or was she too busy texting her mate?

Naa wasnt her, she was too busy texting her m8

[iranu]

Catch - I think should be in there.

[Honoop]

tbh I dont have time to post a 'Things Men Cant Do' thread at the mo....

Im too busy:

Trying to understand the plot of the film I watched last night/texting my friends/trying to park/attempting to read a map/fidgetting/crying after being told off/attempting to make a decent bacon sarnie/choosing a video/shopping/trying to set my VCR/going to the toilet with my friends.....

Oh and getting to the point!

All us girls on here have a sense of humour, we need one.... but you havent won yet!!

(Oh and for the record - my Bacon Sarnies rock!! )

[Knoxville]

Gotta set the record straight on a few of these.....

2/ Understand a film plot, of course they can, it just can't be a war film or there'll be a discussion about why they all had to fight in the first place.

7/ Park, There are an elite few that can

9/ Rob a bank, Bonnie n Clyde?

12/ Play pool, Although I only know one that can play sober, she plays damn well and has 7 balled me in the past....

13/ Pay for dinner, they can, they just don't want to

14/ Eat a kebab while walking, Not true

16/ Get told off without crying, Rare but occaisionally it happens

18/ Walk past a shoe shop, They can but only when their skint

19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich, Some of the greatest bacon sandwhiches ever have been made by women..

22/ Let you sleep with a hang over, blatantly untrue

23/ Drink a pint gracefully, untrue

24/ Get a round in, they'll get a round in but more often than not they can't carry it un-assisted

25/ Throw a punch, you obviously don't know the women I know

27/ Like your friends, Depends how stupid your friends are tbh

28/ Eat a really hot curry, not true

And now to balance it out, lets make a list of things men apparently can't do.......

1. Put the toilet seat down (I've never understood why women need it putting down for them it doesn't weigh 2 tonnes or anythin)

2. Ask for directions (Not true, i've asked for directions in the past)

3. Go shopping (Not true, we can, we just know what we want and like it over and done with in less than 4 hours)

Thats all i can think of atm cos i've only just got outta bed...

[iranu]

12/ Play pool, Although I only know one that can play sober, she plays damn well and has 7 balled me in the past....

Did she make ya drop ya kegs then?

[Auran]

I'm with Knoxville on No. 12 - When I used to play a lot of league pool in my youth, my doubles partner was female and she could seriously play Probably because she was a county and England player

Anyway, here's one no woman will be able to argue with;

Stay in a relationship with me for more than 3 1/2 years. (They all get carted off by the men in white coats eventually )

and yes, for those of you that know me - I'm back

[tom deloford]

48) Take a joke well..

I have to say though my aunty was damn good pool player.... For a girl. Lol only kidding she was good fullstop. But I think she was the exception that proves the rule...

[Tomahawk]

Lol .. . Funny post and some funny replies too!.. Nice thread..

I think:: "Let the games begin!" lol

[Barry]

By going on that list you don't know women very well

[skuzgib]

It's funny coz it's true

Some of it anyway...

[MasterFlash]

By going on that list you don't know women very well

Read post #15

[Knoxville]

Did she make ya drop ya kegs then?

Not in the middle of the pub no

[tom deloford]

49) Drive a formula 1 car

Actually why is that.. surely the EU should have clamped down on FIA by now??

[Tifosi]

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour , 6/ Run , 8/ Read a map , 12/ Play pool , 13/ Pay for dinner , 16/ Get told off without crying , 18/ Walk past a shoe shop , 28/ Eat a really hot curry , 31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet , 32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold " , 39/ Watch a war film , 40/ Understand why flirting results in violence , 41/ Spend a day by themselves , 42/ Go to the toilet by themselves , 43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket , 44/ Choose a video quickly ,

I'd can identify with all of those (unfortunately)

[windog]

49) Drive a formula 1 car

Actually why is that.. surely the EU should have clamped down on FIA by now??

Obviously you are not old enough to remember Davina Galicia... cant remember who she drove for though!