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    49) Drive a formula 1 car

    Actually why is that.. surely the EU should have clamped down on FIA by now??
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    Talking Not just women

    Quote Originally Posted by MasterFlash
    Stuff that women cannot do - quality!

    1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

    11/ Tell a joke (badly)

    15/ Argue without shouting

    28/ Eat a really hot curry

    35/ Dive into a pool

    40/ Understand why flirting results in violence
    All 6 of the above apply to me, and i'm a guy!
    Oh well, never mind.

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    I thought Davina Galicia was a rally driver who went on to drive trucks? There was a (Italian) woman in F1 but though she had the sponsorship she couldn't get within 107% of the pole sitter so never started.

    If you want a fight.....see my missus. She's not very big but has a mean right hook. Ask the German bloke who pushed her over while we were snowboarding and got dropped on his bum amongst his mates for his trouble

    Though she does suffer from a large amount of the others except crying when told off. She's more likely to chin you if you upset her than cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmo
    #1/ put the loo seat/lid down
    I just had one of those brilliant ideas that spontaneously pop into your head & you usually forget about.
    So before it disappears, I'm posting it here:

    A toilet seat that can be raised by a foot pedal (like a pedal bin lid.)

    Genius. Pure bloody genius!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rajagra
    I just had one of those brilliant ideas that spontaneously pop into your head & you usually forget about.
    So before it disappears, I'm posting it here:

    A toilet seat that can be raised by a foot pedal (like a pedal bin lid.)

    Genius. Pure bloody genius!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rajagra
    I just had one of those brilliant ideas that spontaneously pop into your head & you usually forget about.
    So before it disappears, I'm posting it here:

    A toilet seat that can be raised by a foot pedal (like a pedal bin lid.)

    Genius. Pure bloody genius!
    beaten to it I'm afraid...

    http://davidstwistedmind.blogspot.co...-obsessed.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadbandPlacey
    Doesn't stop you from peeeing all over the place and missing the bowl though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadbandPlacey
    What can I say? It's an idea whose time has come. Welcome to the future!
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    i'll tell him that there's still THAT flaw in his plans

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai
    Doesn't stop you from peeeing all over the place and missing the bowl though.
    No, silly. The toilet seat gets wet because women leave it down when they flush!
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