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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    I used to then chuck it all up
    since when was puking manly?

    Having a tool kit with about 600 bits in it. Taking stuff apart and going....hmm...thats bad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmo
    *grunts and walks off*
    well you would say that wouldnt you

    And zak...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twigman
    since when was puking manly?
    since I learned no do it while walking and not break stride....

    (Billy Connolly's fault that is...Billy and Albert video )

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmo
    *grunts and walks off*
    Hey thats another man thing - usually after his wife / girlfriend has asked him to mend something
    If it ain't broke, fetch a bigger hammer

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    #26 The Grimace Face - Every man on the planet pulls this face when he see's another fella get a kick or damaging blow to the "crowl jewels". Such video nasties such as "worlds craziest crashes" found on bravo are best avoided as they tend to have a few accidents of the nature. After the offset of seeing this occur and the grimace face has worn off, the male can then be found sat in a position with their legs slightly guarding the nether regions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildmonkeyUK
    #26 The Grimace Face - Every man on the planet pulls this face when he see's another fella get a kick or damaging blow to the "crowl jewels". Such video nasties such as "worlds craziest crashes" found on bravo are best avoided as they tend to have a few accidents of the nature. After the offset of seeing this occur and the grimace face has worn off, the male can then be found sat in a position with their legs slightly guarding the nether regions.
    One of my mates has a video of a Dominatrix kicking a trussed up bloke in the crown jewels. She really catches them the second time and he virtually passes out What some people will do for fun
    If it ain't broke, fetch a bigger hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auran
    One of my mates has a video of a Dominatrix kicking a trussed up bloke in the crown jewels. She really catches them the second time and he virtually passes out What some people will do for fun
    Your mate....yeah yeah....
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent
    Your mate....yeah yeah....
    Buuuuuuusted

    Best Video I've seen is a skateboarder doing a really high jump, only to come of the board midflight and land on the edge of the ramp next to the one he wanted to land on.

    Oh how I wept a single tear for that poor soul.

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    that the one where he tries to do a hammer-head type manouvre and land on his face.. really hard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tumble
    that the one where he tries to do a hammer-head type manouvre and land on his face.. really hard?
    Nope... where he just goes flying off the skateboard and lands with his crown jewels smack square on the edge of the ramp. You can see him hit the ramp then fall sideways like a shop-dummy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent
    Your mate....yeah yeah....
    As it's on his video phone and I don't own one that will play video's - yes it is my mate

    Worryingly he has some FAR worse ones that I cannot in good concience mention on a family message board
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    While driving a car, steering with one hand and having the other on the door or hanging over the edge (with the window down of course)
    Sorry, but no, that's is not manly. That's "boy racer" style, and in no way are they like men!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    since I learned no do it while walking and not break stride....

    (Billy Connolly's fault that is...Billy and Albert video )
    Did that myself while walking down totham court road in london whilst getting asked "want a taxi?" by a load of illegal drivers My mates didn't even realise I was puking until they saw the run-off out of my nostrils

    I have an excuse..... I was VERY drunk.

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