Worst joke in the world thread

**0iD** · 10-05-2005, 04:52 PM

Time for a bit of resurection

I say, I say, I say, my dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Like a dog, lol

Apologies

.......
However it's not as good as Swafe's Chicken & Egg joke from the other night's MSN ramblings, still makes me chuckle

**Allen** · 10-05-2005, 05:09 PM

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Coz he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken...

**0iD** · 10-05-2005, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Allen

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Coz he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken...

**Stoo** · 10-05-2005, 05:28 PM

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A Walk.

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

A raisin.

**shiato storm** · 10-05-2005, 05:32 PM

actually that one isn't all that bad...

**Mblaster** · 10-05-2005, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Vaul

I'll make one up:

Knock, Knock.

Who's There?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?

Doctor Harold Shipman.

Oh sh*t.

haha

**Auran** · 10-05-2005, 05:48 PM

A chicken farmer goes into a local tavern, takes a seat at the bar next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turns to her and says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man.

They clink glasses and he asks, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replies. "What a coincidence," she said.

**Swafe** · 10-05-2005, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by 0iD

However it's not as good as Swafe's Chicken & Egg joke from the other night's MSN ramblings, still makes me chuckle

Not for public consumption tho, I'm afraid

**ajbrun** · 10-05-2005, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by ibm

Two obese guys sitting in a pub.

First obese guy goes "Your round."

Second obese guy goes "So are you, you fat b@st@rd."

The best. Shouldn't even be in this thread tbh.

**schmunk** · 10-05-2005, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Swafeman

Not for public consumption tho, I'm afraid

It's not the 'so now we know' one, is it? If so - that's safe enough...

**Swafe** · 10-05-2005, 06:16 PM

Fraid not, tis worse

**Allen** · 10-05-2005, 06:29 PM

PM PM, duh duh duh duh duh, PM PM, duh duh duh duh! (sung to that annoying song for BM BM)

**poindextermatic** · 10-05-2005, 06:56 PM

time for a really poor joke...

What goes black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white.....

A penguin rolling down a hill....

**poindextermatic** · 10-05-2005, 06:58 PM

If the answer to the question is 'my cock robin' - whats the question??

Whats that up my arse batman!??

**Tumble** · 10-05-2005, 07:09 PM

Paddy and Mick were walking down the high street, when paddy fell down a carelessley opened manhole...

"Mick!" he calls up... "Me leg's broke Mick.. Oi can't get op... Call me an ambulance Mick!"

"Righto" Calls Mick.. "Paddy," he says, "You're an ambulance, so ye are..."

**Stewart** · 11-05-2005, 02:41 AM

Paddy and Mick were walking down the high street, when Mick fell down a carelessley opened manhole...

Paddy says "Is it dark down there Mick?"

And Mick says "I don't know, I can't see"

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