The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)

[Swafe]

He then ate Pie.

Lots of pie.


edit: So much pie, pythagoros got jealous, and decided to come back from the grave and slap him across, what can only be described as the 'chops'..

[JK Ferret]

But the pie was actually full of bits of mars (the planet) and he melted melted.

Soon after, he became Martin 'No Nickname' Green II, seeing as how I got killed by Bob when he used eBay.Strangely enough, Martin died from flu, which he got from running too fast (Flu), and then

[Matt1eD]

a new character came on the scene.. joss bassett....

[Kaine (AoD)]

who likes a spot of pole dancing every now and again..

[shiato storm]

and isn''t quite as tasty as his cousin berty bassett, on the plus side though he was rather...

[Matt1eD]

boring.... boring bassett...

[Kaine (AoD)]

as boring as he was... one day he set off to see his friend 'Gandalf TIMMMM Matt1eD' AkA WET WILLIE!...

[Stewart]

Bertie Smalls and his magic balls appeared, cained out of his head on alchopops and pills.

And he produce from a large yellow bag...

[Grey M@a]

Mr T, who climbed out of and laid the smack down on people whilst saying I aint.......

[Swafe]

'Gettin on no plane

'Fool !

[Grey M@a]

The problem was Mr T was confused and he though the plane they were talking about was the one with engines, wings, passengers and 5" thick, make up laiden air stewards. No he was was wrong, Bertie was a CDT teacher and was talking about the "plane" he had used previously to................

[Kaine (AoD)]

fly over to france for his jelly bean fix as he was starting to run low..

[Tomahawk]

..Mr Blobby, while on a drunken hen night! Which..

[Kaine (AoD)]

isnt very pretty when..

[JK Ferret]

they're ugly. But this is beside the point, as vin diesal blew up the world with a gigantic rocket launcher and

[JK Ferret]

crotch