The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)

[Stewart]

Hosted by Vaul.

[Logan 5]

unfortunately, as you can't fit too many scrotums into a tortoise shell, it was decided that a leatherback turtle would be needed, and something to cure this strange obsession with all things cheese......

[shiato storm]

ridden and salty. for this then requires the use of special...

[Grm]

Specially home grown, hand picked Umpa Lumpas.

[menthel]

The, old dead pope, mother theresa, pricess di and...

[menthel]

Bourgois thinking...

[JK Ferret]

and wet fish from lakes full of dry fish and florses, and although michael howard and vaul were humping in a tortoise shell...

[mr_anderson187]

nobody could really..

[shiato storm]

or oysters. but one thing was for sure he was certainly...

[JK Ferret]

had to eat some pancake covered flanges, but they mutated into...

[JK Ferret]

Ikea sales

[SilentDeath]

And so the old, dead, pope, was infact, still quite dead... and could do nothing but stay dead, in his attempt to save the world.. which was probably a good thing... as a zombie pope wouldnt be much help atall..

[JK Ferret]

but, as a protest, the angry dead zombies ate vaul, to much screaming and cheering. However,

[SilentDeath]

they only manged to bite off his right arm and the middle toe on his left foot before...

[JK Ferret]

He came back from the dead in order to become a sexy panda from italy, without realising he was not yet dead. So

[Tarffie]

morphed into a broken microwave with a broken alphabet cooking away inside.