The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)

[ajbrun]

dance.

[shiato storm]

but not as well as michael jackson who proceded to moonwalk over his...

[Tumble]

ears, whilst..

[Grm]

Beating his meat furiously over dead goats.....

[SilentDeath]

Meanwhile Brian personal Disco, angry that he was a worse dancer, decided to create an army of mini florses and sent them after michael jackson.

Unfortunatly some of them also attacked the dead goats, which led to the creation of a new species of goat, which were very much identical to vaul, except they were ...

[mr_anderson187]

loose-leg syndrome, creaky dome syndrome, and smelly belly syndrome

rumour has it Bernie Ecclestone is trying to ban this cheese, but whilst lobbying against it he ...

[mr_anderson187]

but what Bernie didnt know was..

[mr_anderson187]

that it was enjoyable to those who spectated and watched on tv

meanwhile back on the ranch...

[Kaine (AoD)]

along with a secret parcel that was going to help save the world from these goats, they start to open the parcel only to find a..

[Steve A]

Gary Glitter and his 3 ......

[Grey M@a]

little midget minions dressed as umpa lumpa's and singing....................

[Kaine (AoD)]

hey baby and dancing like..

[Grm]

Prince Albert at an illegal Tea party.

Vaul see's the situation hes in and plans his escape immediatly, but Gary Glitter stops him by....

[Kaine (AoD)]

Vaul recoils in horror as he looks up at the computer to see a picture of a..

[Matt1eD]

himself when he was a young child. Just at that moment Michael Jackson walked in and....

[Matt1eD]

...jerry springer was turned into and EMS cheese... wait he already was one... so anywho later that day in the jerry springer show studio...