The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)

**shiato storm** · 23-06-2005, 03:24 PM

...suddenly the blow-up doll next to him burst with such force that...

**Russ** · 23-06-2005, 03:27 PM

all the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt put it back together again, so instead they..

**Matt1eD** · 23-06-2005, 03:53 PM

called the hotline to pretend that it broke on its own accord so got it on a warranty.The model they shipped out again was worse, so he went to amsterdam and bought loads more......

**Grey M@a** · 23-06-2005, 03:54 PM

of his "knitting" video's, one specific one was called, Debby does Cross-Stitch......

**Matt1eD** · 23-06-2005, 03:58 PM

.....whilst being beaten by....

**Stewart** · 23-06-2005, 04:06 PM

Manchester United Football Club, 3-1, in the FA Cup Final, with goals from Giggs (34th minute), Heinze (34th minute) and Fortune (34th minute). Martin 'No Nickname' Green scored a goal for the other team in the 34th minute.

**Steve @ SCAN** · 23-06-2005, 04:19 PM

and was later subsituted. He left the ground in a search for the famous flange...........

**shiato storm** · 23-06-2005, 04:22 PM

-mobile. so he climbed to the top of the nearest building to place himself in mortal danger. with in minutes...

**Lee H** · 23-06-2005, 04:24 PM

King Kong appeared and hollered

" oi.... You after my Job? " and swiped at the top of the building....

**DavidM** · 23-06-2005, 04:25 PM

.. suddenly, as if by magic, the shop keeper appeared...

**Stewart** · 23-06-2005, 04:26 PM

... to stumble on something.

**Jonny M** · 23-06-2005, 04:31 PM

Then Britney Spears appeared.

"Let's have a techno party!", she said.

**Grey M@a** · 23-06-2005, 04:38 PM

whilst necking an ounce of horse tranqs......

Dude she shouted, I can see King Kong, these tranqs are the dogs danglies.

Martin suddenly screamed "You daft get, that is King Kong and for some reason Celine is up there to" suddenly he thought about the titanic sng she sung and secretly wished that King Kong would put the world out of its missery and ...........

**[GSV]Trig** · 23-06-2005, 04:45 PM

crack her skull open and suck her brains out thru a small straw, unfortunately tho king kong wasnt quiet expecting what happened next, Celines eyes rolled back into her head and...........

**Russ** · 23-06-2005, 04:48 PM

barbra streisand(sp) came out of her ears..

**Stewart** · 23-06-2005, 04:48 PM

Well, lets just say it was rood.

Anyway, then all these dwarfs appeared, and started shouting Jihad, Jihad, Jihad!

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