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which means, vaul ballsed it up and fixed it with a quick edit in dwarf speak, but more to the point jihad is godzilla's favourite song, so he grabbed celine and barbara and..
... flicked on a tape ... and danced to Agadoo....
After this our flange loving hero martin decided to get a conga going, he, celine,godzila and streisand were happy dancing when...................
When King Kong put a Cliff Richard record on... Which prompted the G8 leaders to organise a massive armed response to kill Godzilla, King Kong and hisa homies under the guise of "regime change"
Originally Posted by The Quentos
Then, Jesus and 50 Cent turned up, for a game of Monopoly.
the "Ghetto Edition" no less, which...
Wasn't in stock, so they played normal Monopoly instead, like I said.
But then they realised That Attila the hun had lost all the hotels last time they played so they settled for a nice game of.....
Monopoly, like I said, with the spare set of hotels.
Then martin piped up from the back of the conga line that he wanted to play, but only if they could play the simpsons edition...
... Edna Krabopoly!
So they enjoyed a fine game of that...
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"jebus" cried 50 Cents as bender from Futurama started to slowly crush his skull with a filleting knife
The problem was that in the confusion they picked up the wrong knife. As it turned out after 30 minutes of trying to scalp 50 Cent they realised it was a butter knife that they had grabbed and the paper would of done a better job in the cutting department.
Due to the crap that 50 cent was pumping out at the time with his homie, jesus, they decided to give him a set of conrete boots, but these weren't normal boots, they made them rounded and used him as a punch bag for a few hours.
Jesus saw this and screamed....................
like the 12 year old school girl that had discovered.......
his face was not where he had left it...
It had infact been stolen by the mighty ostrich lords of rohypnol who had taken it too their.......
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