The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)

[Yohji]

with sexy underwear on...

[Swafe]

with extra frilly bits

[Matt1eD]

with a Welsh accent and....

[Swafe]

called dave

[Matt1eD]

vaseline around his mouth....

[Swafe]

...and his other holes...

[Yohji]

then slide a...

[Swafe]

...cucumber...

[Stewart]

Up the exhaust pipe of Swafes moms car, which Swafe pretends is his, so girls don't laugh at his Nokia 7600 and the flares he wears which he pretends are Levis loose fit.

[Swafe]

But, swafe revved the b****** off the car, leading to a gas build up, forcing the cucumber to shoot out, rocketing at a superspeed velocity directly towards vauls exit...

[Stewart]

Fortunately, Vaul was admiring Swafes MOMS car at the time, and the cucumber deflected off the window of Swafes MOMS car, killed his cat, knocked his Nokia 7600 onto the floor, and formatted his hard drive.

[JK Ferret]

Unfortunately, swafe's mum's car was under swafe's, and then they collapsed with a noise like a flange exploding into a thousand flangelic bits, rather strangely shaped like vaul's head, but...

[SilentDeath]

smaller and..

[Trippledence]

with more..

[0iD]

and a thick hairy monobrow which....

[EvilWeevil]

was mistaken for a rather fuzzy caterpillar...