The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)

[Matt1eD]

was burnt on an overclocked HDD....

[Matt1eD]

until one day, the thread dried up because someone called vaul a spammer. And so we all found out what Vaul looked like apart from his monobrow which looked like a caterpiller:

[Dougal]

but today the caterpillar emerged from a cocoon to become a beautiful...

[shiato storm]

pitbull terrier, with sharpened claws and a thirst for

[Matt1eD]

EMS spam which

[iMc]

caused a horrible face melting disease to occur as well as...

[Matt1eD]

turning Vaul into a mouse

[Matt1eD]

coder in the middle of a dessert, making sure he can see his code (that or the heat is making a steam bath from his coding sweat or excessive amounts of coffee)

[Dougal]

meanwhile everyone wondered where the hell Matt1ed found all these strange images, some believed he came from...

[Matt1eD]

a small boat. while other believed it was

[Matt1eD]

and so Vaul and EMS Matt1eD had a conversation:

[Dougal]

decided that vaul should try for one of these


unfortunately however, an incident occured

[Matt1eD]

and Stewart prevailed after Matt1eD let some liquid coolant freeze Vaul's restoration medication. So Vaul was left looking more evil than ever:

[Matt1eD]

he got a surprise... in fact they weren't the same person, not even the same family.

[shiato storm]

[Dougal]

this led to a search for the money given for sperm deposits, taking him as far as...