Blonde Moment

[DR]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".


Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished"?

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help. She shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax".

"Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....he sighed,

"let's put all these Frosties back in the box".

[DavidM]

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhh!

[Lee H]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".


Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished"?

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help. She shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax".

"Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....he sighed,

"let's put all these Frosties back in the box".

LOL heard it before but subsitute David Beckham for the Blonde and Victoria Beckham for the Boyfriend as in the version I heard and I think you have an insight as to what happens at the weekend at Beckingham Palace

[Stewart]

I thought it was a chicken jigsaw and a box of cornflakes?

Ah well, the olds ones are always the best ones. Unless you are having sex, of course.

[mp3c]

lol there are loads of websited that have thousands of them there all funny

[chrisg22]

Thats great got a chuckle out'a me!!

[Knoxville]

I thought it was a chicken jigsaw and a box of cornflakes?

Ah well, the olds ones are always the best ones. Unless you are having sex, of course.

Once you go grey there ain't no other way tbh