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    Oddest charity collector ever

    My friend was on his way home from Uni today when he ran into this guy:



    Heres what my friend said about it:

    "After a woefully boring lecture in Computer Security this morning, I decided that I would go via the shops on my way home. After a weekend of accidental vegetarianism - there wasn't any meat left in the household, and I couldn't be bothered to buy any - I went to Sainsburys and bought some animal flesh to sustain me for the next few days. Little did I expect what I would encounter next!

    I was walking down Cornmarket (the second-worst street in Britain, according to BBC listeners) when outside of Starbucks I spied a large, bulbous beige thing grasping a bucket. I thought to myself, "Is that a man-size, bipedal scotum walking down the street? I must learn more", as I walked towards it. I struck up conversation with this humongous scrote, pointing out that it was about time I gave myself an inspection, so to speak. The ballsack informed me, in a kindly Irish accent, that it was important to check at least every two months, in order that, should I have any weird lumps, I can have a clear idea of when they emerged. I gave him some money to help advance the cause, and I was on my way."

    I couldn't believe it when he told me. You don't see this every day do you?

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    On the bucket it looks like it says 'Bollocks to male cancer'.

    Strange thing to see though

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    see, this is why i stay in my office instead of going on cornmarket

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    How can he see out of that suite anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabriel
    . After a weekend of accidental vegetarianism
    Sorry to jump in on your thread, but I wanted to let you know I just had to nick that quote for my sig, it cracks me up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruggerbugger
    Sorry to jump in on your thread, but I wanted to let you know I just had to nick that quote for my sig, it cracks me up.
    That cracked me up as well when my mate told me.

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    I'm glad there are people raising awareness of Male Cancers nearly as many men die of prostate cancer as women, only trouble is Men are too stubborn to get help when they need it or don't bother checking themselves ( so guys! make sure you check yourselves regularly, or even better get your Wives/Girlfriends to check for you ) Jon's Grandad died of Prostate Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by shelley bda
    nearly as many men die of prostate cancer as women
    women get prostate cancer?

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    omg how cool is he, anyone know where i can source a suit like that?

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