help with girls...

[oshta]

You had a park? you were lucky! we used to have to go drinking in a rolled up newspaper int middle of motorway!

haha
- you gota love a bit of python!

[Stewart]

hi, reading on the two other threads abotu girls, ti seems that you guys really know alot and me.... know 100% nutfin, luckily im in a relationship but omg i do not know what to do :/ who buys there girlfriends presents? when you meet ehr do u kiss her? do u take ehr out to ncie places? these kidna things i have no idea about... sorry but through the last 3 eyars (when i didnt have a gf all my money gets cash injected into my pc :') )

No mate, you take her out to horrible places. Prison and Wales being the favoured locations.

I jest of course. Nobody goes to Wales on a date.

3 simple rules for taking your better half out:

1) Don't go to McDonalds. Nor Burger King. Nor even a big chip shop that has seats and an Outrun arcade machine. Doesn't have to be the Hilton, but a nice local restaurant is more the thing.

2) Don't let her pay for the meal. Don't go dutch.

3) Don't wait for her to go to the bathroom, then unscrew the lid of the salt so its nearly coming off, then put it back, so she comes back, goes to use it and gets salt all over her meal, while you laugh, point and hold up a big sign you made earlier and had hidden under the table up to this point that says 'One Nill To Me!' on it.

[BeoWulf]

Yeah... you pay.. its kinda like prostitution but legal.. but thats life hehe.

[Funkstar]

3) Don't wait for her to go to the bathroom, then unscrew the lid of the salt so its nearly coming off, then put it back, so she comes back, goes to use it and gets salt all over her meal, while you laugh, point and hold up a big sign you made earlier and had hidden under the table up to this point that says 'One Nill To Me!' on it.

Bingo! I would never have thought of that, could be sooooo much fun

[Zak33]

you COULD just be nice to her, listen to her til you're bored....and then dump her.

[shelley bda]

you COULD just be nice to her, listen to her til you're bored....and then dump her.

That's if she doesn't dump him first

[herulach]

you COULD just be nice to her, listen to her til you're bored....and then dump her.

dude, you need to stick around more than about a minute to get anything good out of it

[vincent]

Ohhh, thats so upper class
At 16, it was the park, a wench, and a bottle of white lightening around here

Agent-how could you forget the Mugging part

U see- there's plenty of reasons the older guys are just saying " dont dampen it"

I have a Lesbian friend and everytime she meets someone new -she says the same lines " oh i wanna marry her and i wanna have a kid" -i just yeh right cool- but in my head im thinking what a stupid bi*** -Cos lets be honest here, the phrase "Jumping The Gun then Biting The Bullet" can hurt quite alot- nearly sent my friend to suicide..... but managed to pull her back together.... now she's in a happy relationship and so far she hasnt jumped the gun

All i can say is-make sure it is real love- cos otherwise you're gonna look the fool...

Sry to dampen it a tad bud -but its real life...

[Jonny]

Sry to dampen it a tad bud -but its real life...

This thread was happy till you came along! Gah.

[tiggerai]

and buy her nice presents like a storm waterblock or a dual core opty.

Now thats a PROPER present... none of this flowers crap! (although i still like flowers)

For the record, I'd like a new laptop harddrive and a Slot Loading DVDRW.

Plz thx.

[pr0p4g4nd4]

Now thats a PROPER present... none of this flowers crap! (although i still like flowers)

For the record, I'd like a new laptop harddrive and a Slot Loading DVDRW.

Plz thx.

What about those Zalman Flower coolers?

[webbyman]

What about those Zalman Flower coolers?

rofl

[vicar]

Jackvdbuk, at 16 you should't be thinking too much about girls might get you into trouble, concentrate on your studies or college work.

[Jonny]

Jackvdbuk, at 16 you should't be thinking too much about girls might get you into trouble, concentrate on your studies or college work.

And you'll go blind.

[vicar]

Hehe, Hehe, Hehe

[flashaddictive]

nice to see this girly thread