Party tricks

[MadduckUK]

double post

[Spud1]

i have noticed a lot of bottles recently, normally odd alcopops are coming with twist-off tops that are still bottle-openerable. its odd

Hehe lots of bottles over here have those screw-caps that look identical to normal bottle caps. I used it as a trick when my english mates came over to visit - passed them some carlsbergs I got from Germany and took one I bought in switzerland for myself - processed to just open the bottle with my hand, and watched them try and do the same (only to result in loud "oww" etc).

Was fun

[MadduckUK]

Hehe lots of bottles over here have those screw-caps that look identical to normal bottle caps. I used it as a trick when my english mates came over to visit - passed them some carlsbergs I got from Germany and took one I bought in switzerland for myself - processed to just open the bottle with my hand, and watched them try and do the same (only to result in loud "oww" etc).

Was fun

oo nasty. but bet is was funny

[jamin]

I can eat a full lemon - no problem. Always sends people into a cringe.
I also can drink Jiff Lemon like water . Love the stuff

Lol! Agent I take my hat off to you!

Makes my nasal flossing with a condom ( unroll condom, up nose and out mouth) pale into nothingness!!!

[Stewart]

I also can drink Jiff Lemon like water

Should probably keep that to yourself mate. Or does he like it when you talk like that?

[listy]

had a m8 who once drank toilet water, licked someones armpit, eat lard

once he had a few beers in him he would do almost anything

[menthel]

I can fit my fist in my mouth. And I have a big fist!

[chuckskull]

Mine tends to be getting the pants of girls I really shouldn't. Mates, sisters/girlfirends/mothers. Yeah that one gets me in trouble.

Otherwise my stupidly high pain tolerance is useful for all kinds of things. Especially winding up people who clamin to have a high pain tolerance

[sybrows]

I saw my mate once open a bottle of wine without having to push the cork in, Basically he took a yellow pages and a supporting wall held the yellow pages against the wall and repetively whacked the bottom of the bottle against it .... Low and behold the cork started to move out of the bottle on it's own. He got it to a point where he could just pull it out!!!!!

BrOw

Edit: I found this shady clip of a ron jeramy/David Bellamy lookalike doing the trick


*nb BrOw not responsible for any demolition of stud walls, annoyed neighbours or red wine stained carpets!

[MadduckUK]

I also can drink Jiff Lemon like water . Love the stuff

id pay money to see that. i know they changed the name but i prsume you DO mean this stuff?

[mart_haj86]

I think he meant this stuff?

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/879...ice55mlfj5.jpg

[FatalSaviour]

Seriously, i cant tell the difference between an Apple and a Lemon - Mad eh ?

Was that before or after you drank the bottle of Jif?

[MadduckUK]

I think he meant this stuff?

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/879...ice55mlfj5.jpg

notice the ""