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and the snow lay on the ground, deep and crisp and even
bah, too fast for me Madduckuk
Its from the song "Good King Wenceslas" -
and the snow lay on the ground, deep and crisp and even
bah, too fast for me Madduckuk
Last edited by Stoo; 01-12-2006 at 02:31 PM.
Riiiight, still don't find it funny.
No-one else here does either!
I have heard that joke many times and no one has performed it better then Quentin Tarantino in Desperado... classic scene!Originally Posted by ibm
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.
Roy the Rooster
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."
So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"
The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.
The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"
Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"
Drunken Confession
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.
One drunk says to the other drunk, “Did you sleep with my wife last night?”
To which the other drunk replies, “Not a wink.”
Bus Incident
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Last edited by Stoo; 01-12-2006 at 02:32 PM.
You asked for it:
These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar. The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders. The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?"
The string says "Yeah."
The bartender says, "aren't you a string?"
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."
Cards for friends???
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
4.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
5, I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
6,. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
7. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
lol kickstart how v cynical u are
death to cornflajke
man walks into a drum kit
Baddum tshh
i'll get my coat...
dyslexic man walks into a bra
hahaha
Steve B - yours actually made me chuckle, that joke is clearly out of place here.
It is Inevitable.....
those ones i like
bah and i was going to post that instead of the drum one
keeping with the theme -
What does DNA stand for - National Dyslexics Association
lets not mock the spell mongs. we are all gods children
hehe, that made me chuckle too
ok resorting back to incredibly bad jokes...
why are pirates called pirates?
cause they arrrrr!
Whats pink and fluffy - Pink Fluff
Whats blue and fluffy - Pink fluff holding its breath
Whats pink and hard - Pig with a flick knife.
Last edited by Digerati; 01-12-2006 at 04:04 PM.
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