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we need more jokes on the forums. maybe a sticky ?
Beginners guide to raid Beginners guide to raid post edition Hexus.Social - FAQOriginally Posted by Jay
Whats the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same.
eh?
I think Clunk has just proven why we don't have more jokes on the forum.
Quite convincingly, actually.
seriously was that meant to be a joke, all i've done is stare at the screen going "eh?" trying to figure it out, am i missing something?
No, it's Clunk that's missing something...
If anyone from Scan is reading this, can you please put "A good sense of humour" on Today Only?
Ta...
you're probably not suffering from psychosis
Just so you know, it wasnt a joke, I was deadly serious.
Why did the shark cross the road?
To return to the sea where it lives!
Why do people go to bed?
Cos the bed dont come to them!
What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog?
A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.
Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
A. Phone her
Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think men care.
Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry her
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?
"Will the defendant please rise..."
So, so bad.....im sorry
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens werent invented.
Why did the racist cross the road?
Don't ask me!
Didn't realise you were 6 years old Clunk
What did the captain say to his men before they got on the ship?
Men, get on the ship.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA at that one clunk
For some reason :s
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