Andy was shocked to find that only unlicensed minicabs worked south of the river...
Andy was shocked to find that only unlicensed minicabs worked south of the river...
DFI LanParty UT NF4 SLI-D; AMD64 3500+ Winchester ;
2x XFX 6600GT ; Corsair XMS3200XLPRO TWINX 1GB;
Dell 2405FPW TFT.
Andy really got the benefit of the elephant therapy, following the loss if his right lower leg in a slot loading DVD rom. However, he still valued his nuts and saw fit to hold them in tight the whole time he was away, welcome home Andy.
Originally Posted by rajagra
This is my favourite so far!
Pic 1 - God damm this is too slow where is the fifth gear, somewhere here I thinkā¦
Pic 2 - Later on looking at his Haynes manual he discovers he's been scratching the wrong trunk for gear shifting.
Pic 1: I feel so mad i sold my BMW for this that i'm gonna have to pull off my...
You might not be able to see it in this pic, but I certainly know where the elephant's trunk is...
This rollercoaster isn't very exciting, is it? I'm nearly asleep!
Wait a minute... This isn't a racing horse!
"Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."
Andy awoke smiling with relief when he realised how he'd cheated death. The couch he'd been sleeping on when the tidal wave struck had, by an amazing stroke of luck, managed to lodge itself on a passing elephant.
Last edited by robbeh; 11-02-2005 at 01:06 AM.
follows below...
Last edited by zumbi9in; 10-02-2005 at 05:32 PM.
Elephant to Andy " you'll never pick a log up with that "
Curly
Andy to Elephant "Have I ever told you about my ear fetish"
Elephant to Andy "I thought you were just trying to get the wax out"
Elephant : I thought only Camels had humps
pic1 After being bitten by a venemos creature, Andy was rushed to the hospital on the local ambulance.. " ive lost all feeling in my left arm,,, i cant move it"
pic2 the docter perscribes the only cure known to combat the deadly venom before it is too late... (wine cooler, hammok, and a good read) repeat daily for the next two weeks and you may pull through..
pic 1: i can't believe I got such a good deal on this Rolex - only 2000 because of the spelling mistake! just hope I can afford the taxi fare after this
pic 2: I've got to talk to marketing about this "book" device... hundreds of screens, user defined refresh rate - finally we've got something to rival Parhelia!
This thing is about as fast as a HP built PC, and craps itself like one also
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