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About LinkBacks"If I show off my watch, they won't notice I'm stroking myself"Originally Posted by David
"If I show off my watch, they won't notice I'm stroking myself"
Once Andy had mounted the elephant, it was clear he was hiding the fact he had gainedwood
Picture one - are you sure this is the pedal for the accelerator?
picture two - Hmmmm.... so the butler did it? I would never have guessed!
Pic 1: "Oh right...... You meant the elephant's trunk...??? Here, help me get these nuts out...."
Pic 2: "Hey, says here that big beast likes nuts - you ever tried feeding it...??"
Last edited by poindextermatic; 11-02-2005 at 12:26 AM.
Crocodile Dungdee.
"Would you pick up the pace Jumbo? Look at the time and I gotta pee!"
Caption: Despite the provision of a safety bar and the fact that his right foot was quite clearly stuck in the elephant Andy still felt the need to protect his 'valuables'.
Pic 1: I feel sick...
Pic 2: Mmm this beer is nice... but wait, damn! That's the elephant I was sick on earlier! No! Run away!
pic 1: Alton Towers new roller coaster had a no frills feel to it
pic 2: "If I look as intellectual as possible maybe they won't figure its pr0n mag"
British Bush Tucker Man wannabe Andy Davies finally twigged he'd flown to the wrong continent when his guide replied, "Australian elephant?! No sahib, it's an Indian elephant!"
Here's my caption
He only works for peanuts? How many bags can i get for this Rolex? i have to get to pinewood studios for 12.. as im an extra for the new Indiana Jones flick (or was it Crocodile Dundee 4 i cant remember)
Hope it's not too long
"I survived Gainward and all I got was this cheap watch and stupid elephant ride."
PIC1)Thought Bubble Goes Here.
Damn my balls are ichy... Stupid elephant.... Oh wait did I just think that or say it???? Oh crap...... HI MOM!!!
PIC2) Why is my ass so ichy and red? Argh I am never riding an elephant again.
btw when does this contest end and who won the christmas computer giveaway?
Last edited by werty316; 11-02-2005 at 02:31 AM.
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!
"...and here in the wilderness, we see the lesser spotted chav, distinctly recognizeable by the cheap bling on his arm."
hehehe
my fav's the south of the river one
Caption for whole thing :
Andy relaxes having got the job; just having had to prove that mod projects involving elephants' arses, k-y jelly and a dell P4 are possible. win.
ok ok i'll come up with a better caption later
Haha, some classics in here (and some not-so classic, hehe).
Well, here's my effort:
Pic 1: "'WHILST IN MOTION, PLEASE KEEP ALL EXTREMITIES INSIDE THE RIDE" - Although Andy was doing his best to obey this request, no one had the heart to tell him he had the wrong extremity in mind.
Pic 2: "Men are from Mars, Elephants are from Venus" - With Valentine's Day fast approaching, Andy thought he had better brush up on his 'skills'.
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