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    Quote Originally Posted by David
    "If I show off my watch, they won't notice I'm stroking myself"

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    Once Andy had mounted the elephant, it was clear he was hiding the fact he had gainedwood

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    Picture one - are you sure this is the pedal for the accelerator?

    picture two - Hmmmm.... so the butler did it? I would never have guessed!

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    Pic 1: "Oh right...... You meant the elephant's trunk...??? Here, help me get these nuts out...."

    Pic 2: "Hey, says here that big beast likes nuts - you ever tried feeding it...??"

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    Crocodile Dungdee.

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    "Would you pick up the pace Jumbo? Look at the time and I gotta pee!"

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    Caption: Despite the provision of a safety bar and the fact that his right foot was quite clearly stuck in the elephant Andy still felt the need to protect his 'valuables'.

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    Pic 1: I feel sick...
    Pic 2: Mmm this beer is nice... but wait, damn! That's the elephant I was sick on earlier! No! Run away!

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    pic 1: Alton Towers new roller coaster had a no frills feel to it

    pic 2: "If I look as intellectual as possible maybe they won't figure its pr0n mag"

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    British Bush Tucker Man wannabe Andy Davies finally twigged he'd flown to the wrong continent when his guide replied, "Australian elephant?! No sahib, it's an Indian elephant!"

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    Here's my caption

    He only works for peanuts? How many bags can i get for this Rolex? i have to get to pinewood studios for 12.. as im an extra for the new Indiana Jones flick (or was it Crocodile Dundee 4 i cant remember)



    Hope it's not too long

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    "I survived Gainward and all I got was this cheap watch and stupid elephant ride."

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    PIC1)Thought Bubble Goes Here.

    Damn my balls are ichy... Stupid elephant.... Oh wait did I just think that or say it???? Oh crap...... HI MOM!!!


    PIC2) Why is my ass so ichy and red? Argh I am never riding an elephant again.

    btw when does this contest end and who won the christmas computer giveaway?
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    Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!

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    "...and here in the wilderness, we see the lesser spotted chav, distinctly recognizeable by the cheap bling on his arm."

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    hehehe

    my fav's the south of the river one



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    Andy relaxes having got the job; just having had to prove that mod projects involving elephants' arses, k-y jelly and a dell P4 are possible. win.


    ok ok i'll come up with a better caption later

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    Haha, some classics in here (and some not-so classic, hehe).

    Well, here's my effort:

    Pic 1: "'WHILST IN MOTION, PLEASE KEEP ALL EXTREMITIES INSIDE THE RIDE" - Although Andy was doing his best to obey this request, no one had the heart to tell him he had the wrong extremity in mind.

    Pic 2: "Men are from Mars, Elephants are from Venus" - With Valentine's Day fast approaching, Andy thought he had better brush up on his 'skills'.

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