Most useless kitchen item

[scottyman]

I've got an electric pepper mill with light.
I've used it once for seasoning a chook... and it's quite convenient for getting the pepper into awkward places (*might convert it to a salt mill, as I'd use that more often!)

[Falcon2004]

My most useless items are those wine bottle plug things, for when you dont finish the bottle

Yeahhh right.

Why would anyone never finish a bottle? Nothing shows class more than drinking out of a wine bottle flopped out in front of MTV

[Crazy Cricket]

What about microwaves themselves .

I hate them

Can't say that they have done me anyharm, well almost cooked my lower arm once, but that was more down to lazyness on my part.

I tend to make stuff like curries chillis and the like in batches and reheat the stuff later in the nuke o matic, makes life a lot easier.

[Blub2k]

I've got an electric pepper mill with light.
I've used it once for seasoning a chook... and it's quite convenient for getting the pepper into awkward places (*might convert it to a salt mill, as I'd use that more often!)

In case you ever wanted to mill some fresh pepper during a power cut, sounds very practical alright

[Goldcard]

Has to be the microwave rice 'steamer'

Why when the pan has been invented does somebody come up with such a device I don't know. Has to be a bloke.

All it seems to do is overcook rice into chunks. Odd stuff indeed.

I have a microwave rice steamer and it is brilliant! Have you tried reading the instructions? My daughter was getting chunks of overcooked rice until I told her how to use it........ she gets perfect light and fluffy rice now.......... just like me

[Betty_Swallocks]

My wife bought an electric pie maker once.
Totally useless. The shape of the pies it made was such that you had enormous quantities of pastry surrounding a couple of tiny bits of pie filling.
It got used once, left in the cupboard for about 10 years then freecycled

[Funkstar]

Holly thread resurection Batman! (or GoldCard)

I have a novelty egg whisk what is useless and a pain to clean. What's wrong with just using a fork?