I think your being very Harsh on this Horsebox subject, OK, my wife has one, it keeps her quiet, and out of the way at the weekend leaving me time to Golf, Play tennis and go to the Rugby club for a few beers without any grief!
They are not all heaps of junk, a brief browse of the "Autotrader" of Horseboxes horseboxworld.com will find Sunseeker type things at £500,000!
Anyway back to work to pay for the Bloody Horsebox!