Windows Live Messenger Invites

[Workaholic]

I'll like to see what the hype and fuss is all about.
Invites please to waihunglee2002 (at) hotmail (dot) com

Here's my joke:

A well estasblished computer software company hires a new programmer and assigns him/her with a task of creating a particular program.

Manager: How long will it take to complete?
Programmer: Within 3 months.
Manager: What if I add another programmer?
Programmer: 4 months.
Manager: What if I assign a whole division to you (of 100 staff.)
Programmer: It will never be completed. The network will just fail and servers crash!!!

[bledd]

bleddyndavies TA hotmail.com

me please!

-edit, just saw the joke above my post, do i need one?

here goes



Whats about 1 metre tall, has green fur and if it fell out of a tree, it'd kill you?


Snooker table.


Got an accout now, don't send me another anyone cheers chinny

[chinny]

I've got 2 invites - PM me if anyone wants one - first come first served.

cheers!

[chinny]

One on the way to bledd - one to go!

[chinny]

Last one gone to Workaholic!

[obvious]

ooh yes please. If anyone has a spare please send to tcpaulh_at_hotmail_dot_com

thanks

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mum and says, "Mummy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mum is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mum says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

Hope the joke is passable :O

[Elessar_VPR]

One on the way to obvious!

[obvious]

One on the way to obvious!

tyvm

[BlackDwarf]

I've got 3 going spare.... Its nothing major to write home about though....

[Kaine (AoD)]

Not exatly a joe but damn man it had me in stitches for hours
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Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.
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angelofdiscord(at)gmail.com

if anyone still has any invites spare ^ ^ thanks guys

[teh-Wing]

Just hoping some kind Internet d00d out there has some spare invite so I can test the new msn sortware?!?!?!



Here is my Joke... Chickens!!!!


An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep."




....ok....


erm....

My Address is jimparslow(AT)hotmail.com

thanx in advance guys!!!

[[GSV]Trig]

Any spares, or was my joke not good enuf?

[Elessar_VPR]

Invites sent to {GSV}Trig, teh-Wing and Kaine(AOD).

I'm all out for now

[Swafe]

Ill have one if anyone has any spares Fed up of using the crack tbh..

[teh-Wing]

Thanx so much!!!!

[[GSV]Trig]

Invites sent to {GSV}Trig, teh-Wing and Kaine(AOD).

I'm all out for now

Cheers chap