Windows Live Messenger Invites

[poolking]

I'm up for one if one is going.

iruletheworld46 AT hotmail DOT com

Why did the elephant cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

[Xaneden]

How do I invite people once I'm past the 24 hour stage?

[unreal]

Ok I have just discovered I have 10 invites, so first 10 people to PM me with their email address will get an invite

*btw I'm reinstalling my PC so I will send them once its back up and alive*

[EvilWeevil]

How do I invite people once I'm past the 24 hour stage?

I don't think it's a 24 hour exact cutoff, but I got mine around then. When you have some it appears above your contacts in a yellowey bar.

[Tarffie]

Invites aren't account dependant, Microsoft just give them out all at once when they feel like it.

[unreal]

7 Invites left... I am not going to go through the thread sending invites to people, since some may already have had some sent, and that would be a waste - so PM me with your email, and no its not a fancy way to get 7 new friends ;p

[FordPrefect]

Can someone send one to me as well mark @ koszler.com

Thanks

[Kimo]

I'm sorted now thanks to Unreal! Cheers. Invites wll be here as soon as I get them.

[Frog_Racer]

my email is adam . cool [at] gmail . c o m

my joke is:

Q. what goes eek eek bang

A. a mouse in a minefield

Thanks in advance
Frog_Racer

[ajbrun]

What's E.T. short for?







Because he has small legs .

ajbrun at hotmail dot com

Thanks - great idea BTW .

[tim_n]

[cheers Moby-Dick]

Still no invite yet, I'm feeling all lonely!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrr!

(it's probably a repost, but I don't care, it still makes me laugh)

[Moby-Dick]

invites to tim_n and ajbrun sent.

[ajbrun]

invites to tim_n and ajbrun sent.

Thanks Moby-Dick

One for the road:
What's brown and stickey?

A stick...

[maranatha]

mjcroberts at gmail dot com

A generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

[rough_neck]

ooo me plz > matt_stenner at hotmail dot com

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" askes the brain.

"You're already out of your head."

//runs

recieved invite from Vini, thanks!

[Elessar_VPR]

Thanks to unreal for the invite !!!!!



For Immediate Release: New Chemical Element Discovered:
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The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major US research university. The element, tentatively, named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of O. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization.

Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising