Creationists plan British theme park

[JPreston]

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Boasting "two interactive cinemas, a cafeteria, six shops and a television recording studio, allowing it to produce its own Christian-themed films and documentaries....The 5,000-capacity park will be the first of its kind in Britain".

A cafeteria, and six shops?!? Alton Towers can sleep easy. I'm also glad there are no rides, because if they apply the biblically mandated value of pi (=3 exactly) then their Big Wheel would be structurally unsound, and would be more correctly called a Big C.

Which would be apt as a Big C could stand for Christ. Or Peter Vardy.

[Lucio]

I wonder if they'll be a gas leak giving hallucinations

[Stewart]

In the US there is a museum which features a Stegasurus with a saddle on it.

What more proof is needed that Dinosaurs and Man walked the Earth at the same time?

[Zak33]

In the US there is a museum which features a Stegasurus with a saddle on it.

What more proof is needed that Dinosaurs and Man walked the Earth at the same time?

he has a good point. My great great grandad knew someone who'd had a Pterodactyl in a cage, and it said "Pieces of Eight" when he winked at it on a Sunday

[alsenior]

this will go down like a lead balloon.

[BlackDwarf]

this will go down like a lead balloon.

Like the whole idea of creationism should?



And Scientology



And the Mormons

[JPreston]

this will go down like a lead balloon.

Lead balloons only go down if you believe in gravity, which of course is 'just a theory'.

christians are right now making exciting progress on their alternative hypothesis; the idea of 'Intelligent Falling'.

[TooNice]

KILL THE WISE ONE!

[See if anyone catch the reference]

[Clunk]

Christ on a bike.

[Whiternoise]

Christ on a bike on a treadmill?

[IBM]

Oh God

[G4Z]

I found this bit interesting :

'The trust also says it plans to apply for government grants and European funding to help it realise its dream of turning the television studio into 'an international leader in promoting family-oriented Christian programmes'.'

I am shocked that they think they would get a grant for this. If by some insane stoke of luck they do get it you can bet I will be writing to my MP!

[gss03]

Where do religions like this get the money to build huge parks like this!

Save the money up and save some starving children somewhere - certainly would be a better use of the money IMHO.

[iranu]

Evolution has falsely become the foundation of our society and we need the television studio to advocate Genesis across this land in order to remove this falsehood, which presently is destroying the church foundation.

x10.

[kickstart 1]

Where do religions like this get the money to build huge parks like this!

Save the money up and save some starving children somewhere - certainly would be a better use of the money IMHO.

Cults ?

[directhex]

KILL THE WISE ONE!

[See if anyone catch the reference]