I would love a Ferrari. In fact, there's a Ferrari dealership just down the road from my office and I start drooling every time I drive past it. I could get a fairly old one in my price range but the fuel costs, servicing and lack of practicality would mean having to live on diet of Pot Noodles and water!
The Subaru Imprezas are fine drivers cars (as are the Evo IX's) but their image has been tarnished as others have pointed out. Old Scoobies are within reach of the baseball cap and hoodie brigade. I need to something with a bit of style to make me feel secure again whilst i'm in my mid-life crisis! I hate to say it but a Scoobie has no style.
The Porsche Cayman S is going to be hard to beat for desirability, performace and style. The new-shape Merc SLK350 is also high up on my list.