Best One Liners in Films

[Spunkey]

Ahh Happy Gilmore

"You're gonna die CLOWN!"
"I think you've had enough..... *kicks him again*..... no, now you've had enough... bitch"

[Devilbod]

Alferd Packer: The Musical (Matt Parker Trey Stone)

James Humphrey to Alfred Packer: Fudge, Packer?

[Jimmy Little]

"I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"
"You eat **** for breakfast?"

Happy Gilmore

Col

thats a fav of mine!

[Knoxville]

"I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times i'm just gonna leave!"

[Paul Adams]

"My mistake, 4 coffins."
A Fistful of Dollars

[Devilbod]

"I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times i'm just gonna leave!"

Baseket Ball

[Howard]

*.*

- Snatch.

Best action/comedy ever.

[Russ]

Your all wrong im afraid.

best movie quote is..

from Leon

Morrizio on phone to Leon

M: Make sure he understands then let him go
*fat bloke loooks like hes gonna wet himself*
L: Do you understand?

[EvilMunky]

lol an awesome film

[Knoxville]

Somebodys coming up........somebody serious

[Lee H]

happy gilmore - " the price is wrooooooong bitch "

Quality film

[yamangman]

"You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter, and you come back with a semi conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer?"

"You don't look like your average horte-f**kin'-culturalist, thats what I mean Willy"

"What have you done to fontoroy there?"
"I didn't touch him he just passed out!"

"Don't point that at me boll*cks, point it in the air!"

"What's that? What the f**ks that?"
"It's me Bren Gun!"

"Ahh! S**t, I bin shot!"
"I don't f**kin believe this, could everyone stop gettin' shot!"

"What the f**k was that?"
"Well, that was the Bren Gun!"

"Don't 'uhh?' me, Greek-boy!"

"Is this some white c**** joke that black c**** don't get? Cos I'm not f**kin laughing Nick-O-Lass!"

and of course:

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If ya bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. if you forget anything, I'll kill ya. Infact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. Now do you understand everything i've said? Because if ya don't... I'll kill ya!"

I love that film.