time to roll out this old chestnut
"Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitve electronic dance music..." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989
still funneh
hang on a moment.
SINCE WHEN DID FEMALE ELVES STEAL UNDERWEAR FROM SHOPS IN THESE GAMES?
VodkaOriginally Posted by Ephesians
I so want the t-shirt with this on the front of it that I've seen a few times.
Out of stock @ Amazon
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Joystick-Jun.../dp/B0000XO24W
Do you not have the expansion pack ?
That is the funniest thing I've read in a whileAn elf haha
I don't know whether to be amused or bemused that it was just the beachball that bothered you and not the fact that I rolled up boxes, dogs, small children, fences, snowmen and large national monuments.
Makes you wonder how many times this kind of defence is gonna pop up in future courts...
*Sorry your honour, I was doing 160 down the M6 because I thought I was Sonic the Hedgehog*
*Sorry your honour, I was popping all of those funny coloured mushrooms 'cos they're supposed to turn me into a bigger me that can jump really highhhhhh...."
Sorry, but even if the guy is a bit unhinged surely an elf is a better character to believe you are than say... a female barbarian...
Imagine a fella dressed like THAT strolling down the street.
In fact, I have to wonder what he thought after having half inched the frillies and then strained like a bugger to get his man-sized frame into the size 8 knickers...
I suppose we have the game developers to blame for making pretty much all female elves slim Barbie types with long legs and big boobs...
I agree, I , sadly, have fancied far too many elves, lara crofts and the like for my own good! Down with sexy female game characters!
Know what you mean
Im rather fond of the girl from Max payne 2 and Rias's elf in a WoW type game
Yeah the girl in Max Payne 2 is hot
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Er! Why was has shoplifting lingerie? Sounds like a naff excuse to get out of admitting he was a transvestite! Honestly your honour, my female elf alter ego needed some new undercrackers because bedroom antics with her new elf paladin boyfriend were getting a bit stale!
I bet he still lives with his mum!
Beer is life, life is good!
OMFG, will ya look af what we've been reduced too (sob).
Why don't we just add Jessica Rabbit and Minnie Mouse to the list too....
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