Feisty Hexus!

[Dareos]

Ah.
Erm.
Well.
Damn.
Squirm.
Squiggle.

How do I put this?

Well say, hypothetically speaking of course, if a certain incredibly handsome goat, ate the pair of said pants. Now the said pants would be available to their owner after say, a day or so?

Now I am not responsible for the colour change....

based on hearsay about Lee's current pulling record, you may well have done him a favour.


and Funkstar, yes mate, yes you are

[menthel]

Job, I have a job? Oh yes, that is why I have a swivelly chair.

[Funkstar]

I'm more amazed by the fact the majority of people contributing to this thread *supposedly* have jobs.

I have a job. Supposed to be working at the Sullom Voe oil terminal in Shetland right now, but they don't have any work permits for us today. Hence i'm abusing the houses wirless instead

[Funkstar]

AHA! So you're the gentleman she speaks so highly of!

heehee. probably not any more

I like living dangerously though

[dave87]

Job, I have a job? Oh yes, that is why I have a swivelly chair.

Yes, the university provides us non working students with non swivelly chairs.

[Bazzlad]

I have my own stapler. Do you?

[Dareos]

I see your stapler and raise you a hole punch

[Bazzlad]

This is called Feisty hexus, so I take your hole punch and raise you a whole punch

[dave87]

I see your whole punch and raise you an uppercut.

[Bazzlad]

I see your whole punch and raise you an uppercut.

I see your uppercut and erm, dodge. Then staple your tie to your swivelly chair and spin it.

[dave87]

Luckily, due to being a student and therefore not worthy of a tie or a swivelly chair, your attack proves entirely useless, whilst simultaneously stapling your own tie, shirt, and trousers, to your own chair.

Take that

[Bazzlad]

Damn. That attack was like using Fire against Water. Time for a different tactic.

Whilst on the chair I throw my handily concealed packet of Subway Gift Vouchers on the floor. Being a student you jump for them, giving me time to find my Taz unstapler device. Whilst you are hunting on your hands and knees for every last voucher, I use said Tazmania Devil staplegettingouter to "bite" your ass.

I expect tears, and I presume victory.

[dave87]

He got blood, but no tears. No victory either.

Stealing one stapler I use it to launch a volley of metal towards Bazz, whilst making a strategic retreat to plot my next move.

*shakes fist in the air* Not over yet! *goes to treat annoyingly painful flesh wound inflicted by such an innocuous object.*

[tiggerai]

Damn. That attack was like using Fire against Water. Time for a different tactic.

Whilst on the chair I throw my handily concealed packet of Subway Gift Vouchers on the floor. Being a student you jump for them, giving me time to find my Taz unstapler device. Whilst you are hunting on your hands and knees for every last voucher, I use said Tazmania Devil staplegettingouter to "bite" your ass.

I expect tears, and I presume victory.

and YOU worry about ME?

[Dareos]

we all worry about you....

[Bazzlad]

and YOU worry about ME?

No, I'm busy taking shelter behind my swivelly chair waiting for the hail of staples to run out

"They will block out the sun - or strip light"

Bazz makes plans to fight in the shade....

*Click* turns lights off.