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*if my calculations are correct, then
Escalator + Slinky = Endless Fun
We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat
Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.
Originally Posted by this_is_gav
So Tiggs, we split the loot blah, blah, blah. And then we shank the blah, blah, blah. So there's nothing but dead people and money to worry about.
Then, what about a beer?
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
I've already got one... but if you're buying... I won't say no!
Cold Budweiser going down like a treat tonight...
with scampi and grilled asparagus (with a little too much chilli on it, but it's yummm!)
Sounds like a great plan!
/me wonders to the fridge for a beer. well, when i say wonders, it's is about a foot and a half from my seat...
EDIT: mmmmmmm. Becks and cheap paprika chrisps from Lidls
Last edited by Funkstar; 24-05-2007 at 09:40 PM.
Hehe yeah that sounds like the cat and buttered bread tied to feet = perperual hovering spinning cat!
I didn't steal it from there, I heard it from a mate!
And I have beer
Good morning sleepyheads.
It's a braw bricht nicht the noo; or whatever you British say now that a Scot is in charge of your country.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
^ Don't tell them that!
Good morning people!
Have woken up this morning to find out they my girlfriend decided to throw herself out of an aeroplane, all in the name of 'fun'! Oh well she is still alive so all is good.
Gordon Brown isn't our prime minister - yet.
Soon though, kiss away all your money for his new Pay as you breathe.
*holds breath*
*pokes in stomach*
*splutter*
Well. The morning has started well. Had a call from my old mates in Abu Dhabi (Abu Dhabi Investment Authority). The secretary I hired has been moved out of the IT department to Personnel. She's not happy about it, but consoled by the reason. She's too pretty.
Apparently the IT director decided that only ugly women will be allowed in his department, and has decided to transfer anyone not covered head-to-toe in an abaya unless they "represent no temptation". Methinks someone has been having lustful thoughts and is taking it out on the object of those thought.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
That's horrendous!
Mate, the whole thinking behind that is so backwards it's untrue, lusty thoughts are not sinful, they're natural. It's the willpower to not act on them which makes us strong men
i'm weeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkk!
We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat
Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.
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