Feisty Hexus!

[Brucelles]

The was a treadmill plugged into a cow???? I have heard of using their methane for power but that is a bit extreme!

I've seen cows plugged in before. They have a kind of four-pin adapter underneath.

[MadduckUK]

i have to try this next time im confronted by a cow

[99Flake]

It's easy to scare cows. They don't like it if you point at them.

Or plug exercise equipment into them!!

[MadduckUK]

I've seen cows plugged in before. They have a kind of four-pin adapter underneath.

its true!

milk powered treadmill?

but the suxkers themselves need power dont they? we'd have to get some milk maids to do it manually

[tiggerai]

that's a bit sexist.

we'd need milk-persons.

[MadduckUK]

that's a bit sexist.

we'd need milk-persons.

"A milkmaid was historically a woman, usually young, who milked cows and supplied milk. The term is not a female equivalent of milkman."

we need milkmaid's


edit: "in the context of erotic lactation the name is also given to women who supply milk for sexual purposes." hmmmm

[Dareos]

my supermarket supplies milk for sexual purposes, they might not know its for sexual purposes, but they supply it anyways!

[MadduckUK]

tell the person working the checkout that, then wink at them as you put it in the bag

[Lee H]

hmm im curdling @ this thread now...

I must be lactose intolerant

[MadduckUK]

your whats curdling?

[Dareos]

Curdling = where you get big buckets of sour milk and slide them on an ice rink towards a big target, using brushes to guide them

[99Flake]

Milk based erotica? Sounds very wrong to me!

[MadduckUK]

[99Flake]

That is so wrong on so many levels! You really have excelled yourself this time.

Out of interest is that full cream or not?

[Brucelles]

It looks like Birds Instant Whip (tm)

Oh God. Now we're going to talk about erotic milk and whipping.

[tiggerai]

I vote we stop that conversation right there.

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