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    Quote Originally Posted by Tumble View Post
    the ones that start off [shouty]HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT[/shouty]


    Really p me off.. or the window guy, you know, "you buy one, you get one FREE!"

    Aww I love the Cillit Bang adverts HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE SO YOU CAN HEAR ME
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    Picture-freaking-Loans.

    EDIT:Barry Scott is a living legend!

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    The lynx adverts makes me want to break things
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    Not sure if anyone else has seen it as its hardly ever on and on the depths of the unwatched freeview channels, and its a loan ad for a company called green Hill finance...

    The people acting as workers are soo annoying. They look completely retarded and sound stupid and they hardly every more 1 bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard View Post
    Aww I love the Cillit Bang adverts HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE SO YOU CAN HEAR ME
    BARRY SCOTT rocks. End of.

    I vote for the stupid singing people dressed in purple - it's for some communications thing I think... BT probably.

    The guy on stranded on the island who writes "SOS" in rocks too, only to be rescued and whisked away on a wonderful sailing adventure... some finance or insurance ad... WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    BARRY SCOTT rocks. End of.

    I vote for the stupid singing people dressed in purple - it's for some communications thing I think... BT probably.

    The guy on stranded on the island who writes "SOS" in rocks too, only to be rescued and whisked away on a wonderful sailing adventure... some finance or insurance ad... WTF?
    Ocean Finance that sounds like. I detest any financial help ad. I also can't stand:

    PC World ads
    Womens beauty ads - they make scientific terms up e.g."Protensium". If they make things up at least give it a convincing name.
    Barry Scott
    BT ads
    Most insurance ads

    That Trident advert with the guy running around everywhere screeching. I think for me thats probably the most annoying ad since the frog.

    There are lots more I know it, i just can't remember them right now.

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    That loan advert with the stupid couple and the mower. Several things wrong with that

    1) Who can an electric mower belch out steam when it breaks?
    2) who buys a ride on mover for 3sq/ft of garden?
    3) why are the kids playing next to a sit on mower?
    4) why is the dog playing next to the sit on mower?
    5) why is the dog not scared of the sit on mower? my dog was scared of the hoover and hairdryers!
    6) They make it look like the loan in the root to eternal hapiness as opposed to a life of over priced finance that is secured on their non-descript house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorza View Post
    Womens beauty ads - they make scientific terms up e.g."Protensium". If they make things up at least give it a convincing name.
    Boswellox. I think that has to be the least convincing
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Theres a womens hair colouring one where the last comment it

    "Even does the small wiry ones"

    Yep you can use it on your pubes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    Boswellox. I think that has to be the least convincing
    miss the 'swe' out of it and you get what it really is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    That loan advert with the stupid couple and the mower. Several things wrong with that

    1) Who can an electric mower belch out steam when it breaks?
    2) who buys a ride on mover for 3sq/ft of garden?
    3) why are the kids playing next to a sit on mower?
    4) why is the dog playing next to the sit on mower?
    5) why is the dog not scared of the sit on mower? my dog was scared of the hoover and hairdryers!
    6) They make it look like the loan in the root to eternal hapiness as opposed to a life of over priced finance that is secured on their non-descript house.

    OHHH that is it, that is the most annoying advert ever, its just soo horrifyingly bad. I want to find a link to it so you can all cry watching it.

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    The problem with the picture ones is, the woman on the phone doesn't even know 100% how much they want until she's on the phone!!

    Hastings Direct yeah, especially since I'm an animator and the animation is appaaaaaaling.

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    I know of some great ones (mint (clever/stupid balance) and fosters twist). For really, really annoying, i reckon sheila's wheels. And most of the above ones

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    I agree with the picture loans hatred! It's like the person trying to make it look like a 'typical family' doesn't actually have a family.

    those adverts that try to make gravy or butter a significant and important part of family life.

    Also those adverts with loads of kids singing... I hate them, HATE!

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    Oh yeah, and the Halifax ads. That guy's an idiot, to put it nicely.

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