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    Whats the worst advert currently on TV? (mini rant)

    Ok, we all hate adverts, they interrupt our TV proggies, leave us on mini cliff hangers and then attempt to bombard us with products we can't afford, don't want and can live without.

    Maybe not all adverts, because there have been some classics out there (Red Car, Blue Car, Milky way - John West Salmon with the Bear - Harp adverts, etc etc) but the vast majority are absolute drivel and poorly presented (stick in a tampon and go roller skating anyone?) which annoys me no end.

    So, thus begs the question, what is the most annoying advert currently on our screens, and also, as a side note, the most annoying advert ever.

    In the interests of sanity, the Crazy Frog is banned from this discussion, i nearly stopped watching TV because of it.

    My choice for current advert would be Tresemme, i physically cringe every time i hear that guy come on.

    "and if my customers ask me, WHICH THEY DO, i tell them....."

    i seriously want to fry that guys eyeballs with a set of hot tongs, stick scissors in his ears and shove the contents of a jar of hair bleach into his mouth, tape it shut and stick him under the hairdryer for 3 hours.



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    I don't have a TV, and I'm glad I don't.

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    Calm down dear, it's only a commerical..

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    Any of those stupid chewing gum adverts.The one where they put some idiot in a white suit and make them shadow box i mean ..oh i must go buy some gum after seeing that one. Any for loans ..argghh. I must admit i like the new one where they make a Skoda? out of cake ! and my all time favourite , is the one of the horses and the cereal bar.

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    The "FEM FRESH" one...

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    the ones that start off [shouty]HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT[/shouty]


    Really p me off.. or the window guy, you know, "you buy one, you get one FREE!"

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    Picture loans.

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    All Loan type companies, but the Hastings Finance one in particular. Makes me glad I'm at work so I don't get to see it very often.

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    That one with the kid with the annoying voice that says "its all gone, its all gone".

    Dunno what its for.
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    Every loan and injury lawyer commercial, I cant stand them.

    But I believe the worst is the computeach one....."I'm now an IT manager thanks to this fake qualification"

    Right...

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    The one with the babies doing synchronised swimming... it's just plain weird!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    That one with the kid with the annoying voice that says "its all gone, its all gone".

    Dunno what its for.
    Toilet air freshener !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mart_haj86 View Post
    Hello world im tyranasaurus alan and illllllll have you for breakfast
    That's the best advert on TV, surely...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    Toilet air freshener !!
    Thats the one...ooh posh avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Any PC world advert gets to me, and the advert selling those double glazed windows 'you buy one, you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free!' **strangely knocks over double glazed windows**

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