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  1. 01-06-2007, 11:18 AM #65
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    I found drooling on girls was not the way to go. I did once pick up a girl by using a series of really corny old pickup lines and descending quickly into idiocy.
    "Excuse me, by I seem to have mislaid my Nobel Prize somewhere. I don't suppose you've seen it?"

    "Hello. What would you like for breakfast in bed tomorrow?"

    "So. You're a girl eh?"

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  2. 01-06-2007, 11:19 AM #66
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    You upgraded my software to firmware. Wanna take a stab at hardware?

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    Guys, you are dealing with the master of bad chat up lines, ask anyone at the Glasgow meet

    I know them all, and i'm not afraid to use them (actually i am, never used one yet)

    So, whats the difference between Oral Sex and a Chicken Sandwich?

    want to go on a picnic?


    Nice dress, would look better on my bedroom floor.

    Have you got a mirror in your knickers, cos i can see myself in them

    Did it hurt too badly? when you fell from heaven...

    and the classic......



    the one, the only....

    Hi, the names Bond...... Uni Bond, i'm here to fill your crack
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\
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  5. 01-06-2007, 04:09 PM #69
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    you know its quality!
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\
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    funkstar is stunned into silence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    Hi, the names Bond...... Uni Bond, i'm here to fill your crack


    <goes to try it out on the missus>

    Edit: lukewarm reception
    Last edited by Rave; 02-06-2007 at 12:52 AM.
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  9. 02-06-2007, 09:52 AM #73
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    Egged on by a friend many years ago in a nightclub in Dubai (I had hired a Porsche 911 for a long weekend):

    Me: "My Porsche is parked outside if you want to leave now"

    Girl: "My boyfriends Ferrari will be pulling up any second so, sorry..."

    Me: <moves on to next girl>
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    Lol these are shocking If your Irish and and you go to England. All you need is the accent They bloody love it! Well they do in London and Manchester
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz View Post
    Egged on by a friend many years ago in a nightclub in Dubai (I had hired a Porsche 911 for a long weekend):

    Me: "My Porsche is parked outside if you want to leave now"

    Girl: "My boyfriends Ferrari will be pulling up any second so, sorry..."

    Me: <moves on to next girl>
    you shoulda said, yeah i raced him here..
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    Quote Originally Posted by neonplanet40 View Post
    Lol these are shocking If your Irish and and you go to England. All you need is the accent They bloody love it! Well they do in London and Manchester


    <--- Englishman in the USA.

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    try wearing a kilt in Houston
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