Women

[Lee H]

*whistles as innocently as she can get away with*

And you sprayed it on my best mate... that was hella confusing!

LOL yeah I remember spraying now. I bet that confused the hell out of you for about 3-4 secs

[med2003]

Did someone say spraying?

[pollaxe]

[Behemoth]

I've just come to the conclusion that I am totally useless with women.

It's something I've learned to live with now, I also seem to attract my un fair share of pyscho and bunny boilers.

[BUFF]

(This also works for Girls too I find!).

is there something that you haven't told us? ...

[Dreaming]

Just ask "are you free thursday night?"

"erm, not sure, why?"

"well I'd like to take you out for dinner"

Nothing ventured nothing... won? Can't remember the saying. Respect is the key, listen to her but don't as brucelles said defer to her.

But then again, acknowledge no matter what you do you're going to mess up anyway cos girls always win at things like this

Good luck!

[fat jez]

DataMatrix, she'll be as nervous as you.

That was the most surprising lesson I learnt. No matter how nervous you are, she will be just as nervous, if not more so! If you ask her out and she really likes you but says "no," she might be the one who is shy, not you!

Just go for it and be confident. If I think back on the number of opportunities I missed out on through being shy...

Look at it another way, you aren't dating her at the moment. If you don't act with confidence and ask her out, then you still won't be dating her. What do you have to lose?

Cheers,
Stephen

[Rishi]

Just go upto her and say "I got 4GB of Ram, back to mine?"

Best way with the ladies is to just go over and say hi, strike up a convo, exchange some numbers and see if she wants to meet up for drinks a week later or something.

It is hard though, especially if your self esteem is low.

[Blitzen]

I've just come to the conclusion that I am totally useless with women.

It's something I've learned to live with now, I also seem to attract my un fair share of pyscho and bunny boilers.

Nothing wrong with the loony ones every now and then..........variety is definitely the spice of life.

I saw my younger brother at the weekend with his new bit. He seemed to think she was gorgeous.

Its true...she did have a body from Baywatch.......Just a shame the face on it was from Crimewatch

[99Flake]

You missed one Clunk:

Snooker:

You see, playing snooker is remarkably like making love to a beautiful women. First you must take a firm grip of your wood and then, in one fell swoop, pot the pink. But beware the brown because.....it's not nice.

[Clunk]

Ahh, the humiliation

[Behemoth]

Nothing wrong with the loony ones every now and then..........variety is definitely the spice of life.

I saw my younger brother at the weekend with his new bit. He seemed to think she was gorgeous.

Its true...she did have a body from Baywatch.......Just a shame the face on it was from Crimewatch

I've got no issue with variety, but hell mate my last one tried to kill me, twice.

[BUFF]

1 of my friends had to take out a restraining order (he lives in the US) on an ex ...

[Zak33]

what is needed here is a good quality question:

"Hi......you said you'd like to go out, sooooo.....would you like to go bowling, or hit the cinema?"
or
"LAst week you said you'd fancy a trip out somewhere, and I thought either bowling or a film. Which do you prefer?"

See a pattern here?

Give people two choices, do NOT leave it open.

Then they feel in control, but you are in reality

And NEVER let a woman beat you in sport from the off.......if it's bowling, win....but only just.

[Vini]

I thought I knew my woman, especially after three years of living together. But last week, Sunday to be precise she advised in a roundabout way, that she is not sure what she wants any more, or if indeed "we're" working.

We talked and aired everything which felt great, I felt cleansed of problems and thought we'd be ok.

But on Thursday it hit, and totally chewed me up as I didn't see a problem this size heading my way. Granted our romance had reduced, and we needed a push, but blimey.


We went to London for the NHL this weekend, and it was great, we felt refreshed, but then sure enough on Sunday when we went our separate ways, she jumped right back to the issue and resparked the pain.

I'm in France all this week, away from everybody, when what I actually want, is everybody.

My friends have been a great support. I just hope the time apart does us as a couple good!

Women...

[acrobat]

"Hi......you said you'd like to go out, sooooo.....would you like to go bowling, or hit the cinema?"
or
"LAst week you said you'd fancy a trip out somewhere, and I thought either bowling or a film. Which do you prefer?"

hehe I think thats called a closing question in sales speak