Default Help me think of an annoying product - URGENT -

[Brucelles]

You know what would be really irritating? Corned beef in one of those plastic packages.

[MadduckUK]

although the answer is very easy and not very project like - go back to the folded plastic box style of old

[pauldarkside]

Yep, precisely ... as I mentioned in my first post ... you can rip your hands to shreds or ruin a good pair of scissors on something completely useless and not even accepted in the recycling bin/bag as it's using a form of plastic that's different to your milk bottle.

[pauldarkside]

although the answer is very easy and not very project like - go back to the folded plastic box style of old

Well, as the OP couldn't be arsed to come up with anything, maybe that's the perfect project and solution

[Brucelles]

I still think a small explosive charge in the bottom of the corned beef can is worth considering.

[pollaxe]

It's probably just a matter of time until Swiss Army Knives come in heat sealed plastic too....

[Brucelles]

That reminds me. I knew a guy in Iran (years ago) who made his own marmite from a mixture of corned beef and yeast left over from brewing beer. Apparently it tasted quite close to the real thing, but after the guy lapsed into a coma no-one else would try it.

[pauldarkside]

I still think a small explosive charge in the bottom of the corned beef can is worth considering.

Well at least the food would look like it does after it's been digested

[Brucelles]

It's probably just a matter of time until Swiss Army Knives come in heat sealed plastic too....

Imagine condom packets made out of that indestructible plastic.

[MadduckUK]

I still think a small explosive charge in the bottom of the corned beef can is worth considering.

a small balloon at the bottom with a tube coming out of the can, its worth it just for the endless pun possibilities

[pauldarkside]

But where would one find a small baboon?

[MadduckUK]

Imagine condom packets made out of that indestructible plastic.

nasa should make a space shuttle out of the stuff, wont get any aliens breaking through the hull then!

[Brucelles]

But where would one find a small baboon?

Especially one with a small tube coming out of his bottom.

[MadduckUK]

But where would one find a small baboon?

beaten up in the corner of the playground, baboons are like that - show no weakness

[pollaxe]

[MadduckUK]

anyone remember? was pretty comical without being a comedy at all