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    Only in America...

    A US man has injured himself in both legs after attempting to loosen a stiff wheel-nut by blasting it with his gun.
    Natural selection maybe?

    Full story here: BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Man hurt using gun to change tyre
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    Re: Only in America...

    Quote Originally Posted by uchiha_itachi View Post
    Natural selection maybe?
    It failed us on this occasion.

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    Re: Only in America...

    oh America
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    Re: Only in America...

    The thing is if you close your eyes and use a bit of imagination you can actually visualise this poor man's frustration that leads him to a moment of irrationality.

    It's also a handy metaphor to describe Americans. When all else fails resort to firepower.
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    Re: Only in America...

    Haha dear dear what a numpty btw best way to get a stiff nut off is to heat it up slightly, use some WD40 or use the correct size socket and use a rubber mallet. Imagine if this man coundnt get his car to start, hed proberly try starting it with gun powder.
    Last edited by Optical668; 13-11-2007 at 01:59 PM.
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    Re: Only in America...

    Quote Originally Posted by Optical668 View Post
    Haha dear dear what a numpty btw best way to get a stiff nut off is to heat it up slightly, use some WD40 or use the correct size socket and use a rubber mallet.
    Oh now you tell us!
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    Re: Only in America...

    Quote Originally Posted by mycarsavw View Post
    Oh now you tell us!
    Sounds painful


    Iranu is right... I am picturing an annoyed american man shouting at his wheel before firing off a few rounds at it
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    Re: Only in America...

    Well at least they don't let their dogs near guns.. oh wait a second..

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    Re: Only in America...



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    Re: Only in America...

    lets hope gangrene sets in, i'm looking forward to reading about this on the Darwin Awards page
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    Re: Only in America...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    lets hope gangrene sets in, i'm looking forward to reading about this on the Darwin Awards page
    you never know he might get a mention for a near miss....

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    Re: Only in America...

    In England we would just give it a damn good thrashing with a branch.
    In the internets, no one can hear you sarcasm.

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    Re: Only in America...

    Quote Originally Posted by icanhazburger View Post
    In England we would just give it a damn good thrashing with a branch.
    Haha! Comedy genius
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