So there are videos... you sick bar steward... ! I was just kidding about mine... I don't actually have a wife you know...Originally Posted by Hunain
Im not blackmailing my gf, and she is still with meI dont want to end up like matty!
none taken pal, i totally agree.. don't lie to her/him.. it's bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im not blackmailing my gf, and she is still with me
You have to lie... its good to... you just have to know how to avoid getting caught
that's probably a very good point!You have to lie... its good to... you just have to know how to avoid getting caught
please teach me your ways!
Videos need to be there, if you dont have them, too bad, I always have em, its good for some private entertainment, with her
Check out my Tech Blogs: Budget Gaming Rigs and The Droid ReviewHomer Simpson: "It takes two to lie Marge. One to lie, and one to listen"
3. Poontang
A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.
Where did you find the Poonberrys for this Poontang?
Be dodgy, dont answer in affirmative or negative, be neutral, start praising her when you cant answer something, go something like..."heyyyy honey, you wont believe it, today I saw a girl wearing XYZ thing, similar to yours, she couldnt carry it at all!...I was like, my girl would blow you away...."
they always like that and forget what they were asking
Check out my Tech Blogs: Budget Gaming Rigs and The Droid ReviewHomer Simpson: "It takes two to lie Marge. One to lie, and one to listen"
can i ask the definition of poontang please?
ahum!! some linkage would've been nice herehmmmBe dodgy, dont answer in affirmative or negative, be neutral, start praising her when you cant answer something, go something like..."heyyyy honey, you wont believe it, today I saw a girl wearing XYZ thing, similar to yours, she couldnt carry it at all!...I was like, my girl would blow you away...."
they always like that and forget what they were asking
sounds like a good way to change the convo
then hopefully it'll buy me some time (Y)
..another poor unsuspecting poster falls under SiM's bad influence... like a lamb to the slaughter. too horrible.
that reminds me.. how's the diet Behemoth? (not checking up on you, you understand - just taking an interest
I typed it manually (very hard job, and quite odd, I generally don't even use capitals except for 'I' and names)who asked you to correct my capitals for me?
(p.s. win anything on the Gold Cup JK...?)
and no, I'm not a gambler... (LIE! But I had no money on that race. and Denman was way higher a price than what he should have been)
in this thread? pfft, I think someone is telling porkieslol. Ty, bout time I got productive
I think they're extinct by now, weren't Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble always going on about the Grand Poon Bar?3. Poontang
A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.
Where did you find the Poonberrys for this Poontang?
It's as far as my current effort level would take me
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