Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

[SiM]

nice one

no its not... its my idea

[sammyc]

not nice idea.. nice riposte to your idea..

[matty-hodgson]

nice one

yeah, i can't take any glory for that.. it was Sim's idea
he told me to tell my ex i'm gay to try and make her forgive me, he's actually set on the idea of telling me to say i'm gay!!! :S

so maybe he can try it himself, and if it works, i may well try it, let me know how it goes please

[sammyc]

no no no (good grief wish i hadn't started) i'm saying nice one to you for the neat comeback to SiM keep on saying it to you earlier. i was there at the time. anybody out there understand me? anybody..? (anyone even know what a riposte is? ) /logging out here, sort it out among yourselves.

[JK Ferret]

i say do what she does too. go out with ur mates to the pub and come home late at night. see how she feels

He'd probably still get home earlier

/Logging out here

And he's still here...

[matty-hodgson]

nice one

no no no (good grief wish i hadn't started) i'm saying nice one to you for the neat comeback to SiM keep on saying it to you earlier. i was there at the time. anybody out there understand me? anybody..? (anyone even know what a riposte is? ) /logging out here, sort it out among yourselves.

i get what you mean now
cheers (Y)
and no, not got a clue what a riposte is! :S
i'm only 16..
give me a break!

[SiM]

riposte means a quick thrust... sammy u dirty boy...

[sammyc]

hoorah. yeah you can have a break. i am the local spelling police & dictionary waver so you'll have to excuse me. riposte = a quick clever answer to someone's remark, that kind of thing. cheers & really am going.

[pumpman]

Then you had better check on how to use capital letters.

As per topic, dig a hole and lob her in it.

[Slyman]

Then you had better check on how to use capital letters.

As per topic, dig a hole and lob her in it.

Falcon punch her into the hole for an "Ave iT!" style rating

[SiM]

Falcon punch her into the hole for an "Ave iT!" style rating

Who are you?

[Slyman]

Who are you?

I am me, who else would i be?

I couldn't be you. Unless.... TIME PARADOX!!!

[SiM]

I now, know that you are not one of the other guys using a duplicate account... which is what I suspected before, hence all the suspicious questions... lol

Well anyway, welcome to hexus (after 2 years of lurking)

[Behemoth]

Kick her in the ovaries and fill her with mustard to be honest.

[sammyc]

Then you had better check on how to use capital letters.

touché
though that's technically grammar isn't it? i can't do paragraphs either. don't encourage me to be even more fussy i'm trying to kik the habbit....

/Logging out here

& who asked you to correct my capitals for me?
(p.s. win anything on the Gold Cup JK...?)

[Slyman]

I now, know that you are not one of the other guys using a duplicate account... which is what I suspected before, hence all the suspicious questions... lol

Well anyway, welcome to hexus (after 2 years of lurking)

lol. Ty, bout time I got productive