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  1. 15-03-2008, 01:07 PM #81
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    Kick her in the ovaries and fill her with mustard to be honest.
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    Kick her in the ovaries and fill her with mustard to be honest.
    jesus christ!
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    Kick her in the ovaries and fill her with mustard to be honest.
    Then what temperature in the oven?
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  4. 15-03-2008, 02:50 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    Then what temperature in the oven?
    LMFAO!!
    trust you to say that!
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  5. 15-03-2008, 03:01 PM #85
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    LMFAO!!
    trust you to say that!
    oven-baked-poontang
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    SiM why dont you blackmail her? Tell her to get back with you or you'll post your home s*x videos on the net, and give links at Hexus, and we'll keep our fingers crossed
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  7. 15-03-2008, 03:53 PM #87
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    The videos are already on the net...
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  8. 15-03-2008, 04:06 PM #88
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    oven-baked-poontang
    can i ask the definition of poontang please?

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    The videos are already on the net...
    ahum!! some linkage would've been nice here
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  9. 15-03-2008, 04:08 PM #89
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    can i ask the definition of poontang please?
    I am sorry this is a family forum, I cannot define such filth here... look on urbandictionary

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    ahum!! some linkage would've been nice here
    Erm... you underage perv...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    I am sorry this is a family forum, I cannot define such filth here... look on urbandictionary
    i sure will sir

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    Erm... you underage perv...
    how old do you have to be to be a fully certified perv?
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    SiM PM me the links of your home vidz m not underage
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    how old do you have to be to be a fully certified perv?
    18 or 21 iirc... depending on which country you reside in
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    18 or 21 iirc... depending on which country you reside in
    ooooo, can't wait!
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    SiM! PM me the links! Why should I wait?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunain View Post
    SiM PM me the links of your home vidz m not underage
    You send me yours first
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    Re: Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

    Im not blackmailing my gf, and she is still with me I dont want to end up like matty! (no offence matty)
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