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    Angry God gets away with it again

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7673591.stm

    If the court formally recognised the existence of God, then since God is not only omniscient but omnipresent, surely serving the papers at *any* address would satisfy the legal requirements?

    I'd think in the UK he could expect an ASBO at the very least...

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    Only in America

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.
    God,
    c/o the pretty big cloud
    heaven
    near milton keynes

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    Pretty sure Milton Keynes is Satan's finest work, mate.

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    Thought that was the A666

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    this is the most stupid thing i've ever heard in my whole life!
    what the actual eff?!

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    Quote Originally Posted by Shooty* View Post
    Pretty sure Milton Keynes is Satan's finest work, mate.
    No thats the thing, its not his finest work, its just dull.

    his finest work would of been intresting.
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    W00t go Milton Keynes.



    Can't believe that the court recognized the existence of god. I mean, prove it?

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    Please tell me this isn't real...

    I fear people like this more than anything. Surely this is classed as mental instability? Trying to sue god? Come on..... Not even Americans are THAT dumb, surely?!

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    Now there's a guy looking for a bolt of lightning....

    how exactly would the court enforce God to pay, and do they expect God to use the dollar as currency?

    and how exactly would they swear him in, if indeed he deigned to show face as it were (although being omnipresent he is there already).

    "do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you you....."
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    Re: God gets away with it again

    America.

    Enough said.

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    I would be worried if someone tries to sue god in europe.

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    Give it a few years.... Americanism is contagious.

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    They better find a cure for it soon.

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    Re: God gets away with it again

    Quote Originally Posted by mediaboy View Post
    Give it a few years.... Americanism is contagious.
    it was, i hope its starting to sway towards a "what not to do" for the general populace now. but we need to keep laughing at the yanks to keep the momentum up
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    Re: God gets away with it again

    I'm next gen... Amercanisms are still around. At least, in my school/area.

    Someone refferred to McDonalds as a "restaurant" today

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