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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    I think those stars looked quite pretty xD
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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Stupid woman? I say stupid girl!

    No way could she fall asleep getting all those tattoos done, surely there's some quite boney areas of the face that would hurt a fair bit. And as others have said, she would've done something about it there and then, not after her Dad saw!

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Has anyone here got a tattoo? Last time I checked, how the hell do you fall asleep during a session? I think the artists story checks, the girl wanted some crappy design (probably saw it on facebook or something) and when her parents found out, she changed her story.

    One place where you should never tattoo is the face (unless your Mike Tyson...)

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by fezfezed View Post
    Has anyone here got a tattoo? Last time I checked, how the hell do you fall asleep during a session? I think the artists story checks, the girl wanted some crappy design (probably saw it on facebook or something) and when her parents found out, she changed her story.

    One place where you should never tattoo is the face (unless your Mike Tyson...)
    I got tattooed. In fleshey areas like the arm. The thought of bony areas makes me cringe. Face, knuckes, ribs. No way. I cannot imagine how that feels. Grab an electric shaver or hair clippers. No turn it on and put that on your forehead. Imagine how bloody needles would feel going in and out your head really fast. How the bloody hell can someone sleep through that?

    I do not know if it is true, but someone I used to know told me that when you get your ribbs tattooed they turn black from the brusing. Just out of interest.

    I could be wrong, but I do not believe her one bit. No way.

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by CaseyV9 View Post
    I do not know if it is true, but someone I used to know told me that when you get your ribbs tattooed they turn black from the brusing. Just out of interest.
    Its' true, some bits do bruise badly. My shins bruised up good & over my kidneys the bruising lasted weeks.
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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    She tinks she looks ugly but compared to the tattoo artist she looks like (oh oh, GF is looking overshoulder) my soon to be wife

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    If that happened to me, I would be SOOOOOOOO pee'd off!

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by Haiku32 View Post
    I think she may have asked for this, then totally regretted it once it was finished or when her father saw it. Deserves her right for getting such a ridiculous tattoo.
    QFT, but I still think the tattooist is a bit mental o_o

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by watforddude View Post
    I think those stars looked quite pretty xD
    I think it is quite a nice tattoo as well. Lucky she is a lady really. She might be able to wear make-up to cover them. It's not like they are badly done.

    Any tattoo is a big thing and you should be carefull about getting one done. Like on my upper arm. I can cover all my tats wearing a T-Shirt. You have to consider how it will effect future employment. And even though I could cover it up I really had to make sure it was what I wanted.

    She may have screwed up future employment. If I ever got a facial tattoo. I'd have the design at home and I would only get it done if I can look at that design a year later and still want it. And I would look at manly make up to cover it up and not look like I'm wearing make up.

    There is just no excuse she can make. That's an important thing that is there for life. And any treatment to remove tattoos leaves scaring. If she felt tierd she should have stopped and ask to come back another time. Not that I believe her.

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    I doubt that you could possibly cover with making up without making you look like you have 10 layers of the stuff on your face. I doubt that 'manly make up' would make any difference, make up are most likely not intended to be visible whether they are for ladies or guys, but probably more of a case that the ones for ladies are used to fully cover imperfection (at the cost of being possibly obvious) and the ones for guys used to lessen it. In the case of a tattoo though, you might as well smear peanut butter on your face because I doubt a thin layer of anything is not likely to hide the fact that you have a tattoo on your face.

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by GheeTsar View Post
    I bet that tatooist has fun going through airport security.
    Not as much trouble as you'd imagine, I'd bet most of what he's wearing is either surgical steel, titanium or pvc so metal detectors shouldn't be a massive problem tbh.

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville View Post
    Not as much trouble as you'd imagine, I'd bet most of what he's wearing is either surgical steel, titanium or pvc so metal detectors shouldn't be a massive problem tbh.
    Exactly. And he might normally wear items that would trigger a metal detector, but they can always be taken out and replaced by (much smaller) PVC items when needed.

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Exactly. And he might normally wear items that would trigger a metal detector, but they can always be taken out and replaced by (much smaller) PVC items when needed.
    Ah yes, but what if all the airport security are asleep? Then he could walk through without anyone stopping him at all. Love it

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by CaseyV9 View Post
    Ah yes, but what if all the airport security are asleep? Then he could walk through without anyone stopping him at all. Love it
    Ok, i don't get that comment. Should they be stopping him anyway regardless just because of the way he looks?

    If security are asleep, then anyone can get through without being stopped.

    I'm probably just being dense and not understanding what you mean.

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Ok, i don't get that comment. Should they be stopping him anyway regardless just because of the way he looks?

    If security are asleep, then anyone can get through without being stopped.

    I'm probably just being dense and not understanding what you mean.
    If you look at the title of the thread above each post you'll see mate

    Maybe he just has that effect on people

    But security should stop everyone. Especially midgets in boiler suits

    Oh wait, is this like some stupid comment I usually make? are you be sarcastic

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    Re: Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep'

    CaseyV9 is replying like a drunk person

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