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None of you will ever top this guy and his missus : http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
I very rarely argued with my ex and when we did argue I usually won it. A couple of months after we split up she said 'maybe we didn't argue enough'. That is the kind of bent logic you can expect from some women it seems..
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Why do women do that!?Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'
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I'm guilty of that! it drives jOn up the wall, before we start to watch a film he'll give me the box so I can read the back saying "No I don't know anything that's going to happen, i've seen as much of this film as you" usually backed up with chocolate or something delicious to guarantee the silence lol
How can you not know the answer to that by now?
im trying to do stuff and you show me THIS?! :| thats my night gone
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... and they are STILL together?!?! Talk about opposites attract.
Thankfully all my women have enjoyed films as they were meant to be. Apart from my mum, who can probably watch the same film or TV show 3 times in a month and still not remember she has seen it. As for narration, that would drive me nuts. How is it you gals can read books without it?!
I've snapped a couple of times for being asked what is going on in a film.. sometimes I wonder which one of us is smarter.. then I remember it's her lol
I'll go back to watching the film now.. she'll still ask me even though I haven't been there..
Give me someone who argues over someone who won't, not even an intelligent discussion. Went out with a lass like that once, ended up talking to her dog more than I did her... at least he went woof back at me
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When i argue with the girlfriend she ALWAYS THINKS she is right.
Where as i KNOW i'm right.
But i back down most of time to avoid violence
Thats happened a few times to me aswell so i know how you feel, its a fairly miserable situation to get into isnt it?When i argue with the girlfriend she ALWAYS THINKS she is right.
Where as i KNOW i'm right.
But i back down most of time to avoid violence
hell hath no fury like a women scorned, needless to say avoid at all costs
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YesThats happened a few times to me aswell so i know how you feel, its a fairly miserable situation to get into isnt it?
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