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Definitely a funny thing... especially when you make the dog leave the room....
Originally Posted by The Quentos
Old one but still funny...
A nervous young man, keen to impress, is visiting his future in laws for the very first time.
After a huge Sunday Lunch they are all relaxing in the lounge when the young man lets off a real ripsnorter. The father gets up and shouts at the dog, "Get out Rex, get out!"
"Phew," thinks the young man, "They thought it was the dog,"
Next time he doesn't even try to hold it in and again the father shouts at the dog, "Rex, Out, Out,"
The third time the young man had grown in confidence and releases a huge rumbling air biscuit at which the father jumps up and shouts,
"Get out Rex, quick before he s***ts all over you"
If Wisdom is the coordination of "knowledge and experience" and its deliberate use to improve well being then how come "Ignorance is bliss"
menthel (24-09-2009)
Normally the other way round in my house. The dog has a capacious blast radius within which nothing can survive
Definitely a funny thing... especially when you make the dog leave the room....
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Doesn't matter, it's all about timing. The more unfortunate the better.
I'm lucky, I have a fairly poor sense of smell, so can stand being the the same room as farting competitions.
This happens offshore on a regular basis
I bet the sleeping quarters can get a bit... foggy
Thankfully they don't have dorms, two man rooms onlyI bet the sleeping quarters can get a bit... foggy
It's the tea shacks that are the worst
Normally the other way round in my house. The dog has a capacious blast radius within which nothing can survive
Catfart is the worst... smaller radius but just... fatal.
My dog was funny when he fasted. Always seems surprised whenever he did it, like it was one of us that made the stunk that came from his back side!
The ones that you produce after a nights guiness drinking are by far the worst. Especially when topped off with that dodgy doner kebab and chilli sauce that you really didnt nead.
Its enough to make a grown man hurl!
There can be a fine line between a funny fart, and an un-funny fart. If it is vile it is never funny if you are in the blast radius, otherwise it is hilarious
It's funny at the wrong time and place. Like when when someone couldn't hold it in the exam room. But they can be filthy when they smell really bad.
I fart just as my partner is getting off to sleep, he seriously tells me to stop it as I'm rolling around in fits of the giggles.
I often blame my kids for my own smells, just as my mother did to me...lol
hehe farts = funny
reading some of these post has left me in tears lol! heres a short story...
i was walking up some steps and the guy in front farted....a horrible wet one and me and my gf well....it blooming stunk!! lol
dog farts, stares at bum and wonders "what was that" always one that makes me laugh but damn....cannot handle his butt!! lol
Listen to this,
Too good to miss,
Der-der der-der, der DER! *
(parp!)
* Alternatives available, such as "Get on yer motorbike" or "me on my motorbike")
Everybody freeze,
I smell cheese,
Der-der der-der, der DER!
(parp!)
That was what was going round when I was a kid
Definitely a filthy thing, you will be essentially inhaling other peoples poo particles. Making direct contact with your lungs!
Poo Poo lungs.
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