Yesterday one of my mates was off to buy booze for a party. When he was about to enter the shop he approached by a chav and was asked to buy beer for him. My mate politely declined telling him to buy it himself. On leaving the shop the chav punched him in the face and made off with his booze.
Naturally my mate is p****d because he spend the better part of his pay on the booze and instead of spending the night with his mates he spend it in Accident and Emergency