Chav Tales...

[Jimmy Little]

Post your Chav Tales

i saw four of them comparing the height of there tucked in socks, One (big one about 18) worked at nike world and was showing the younger chavs his new socks!! i was on my own but i cracked up!! they all sort of had one leg in the air pointing at some sort of logo.. the big one had the mother of all gold chains around his neck even MR T would have been jealous

anyone else got any good ones?

[daniel_owen_uk]

I saw lots of them last night, went to stockport with a mate of mine (picked up a mini moto bike which looks ace btw), waiting for this guy in a macdonalds car park (I knew it was a bad move).

Saw a group of about 10 15year old females all with addidas tracksuits on, then some kid in a saxo showed up with a daft spoiler and a bean can on the end of his exhaust, made me cringe for about 20 minutes whilst waiting.

[Jimmy Little]

My lady is doing her teacher training at the moment and she has been posted in the worse school in Southampton ‘Millbrook’ basically all the Chavetes wear these pink coats with fluffy hoods that split down the back and look like a massive collar, they also have these little nightclub style bags that there books don’t fit in so they fold them in two…

[Zedmeister]

At argos one day (In my defence I was buying some batteries) in the queue next to the Jewelry section with Elizabeth Dukes finest I saw a pair of trademark Chavettes (Replete with Croydon Facelifts, grotesque bellys flopping over hipster pink tracksuits, spotty and smelling of fags and lambrini). They were there buying some bling. Looking across I could see one was going to buy a crusafix. Hmm, I thought, perhaps not all chavs are evil, souless clones, come to take over our town centres with Fake Burberry, Elizabeth Dukes Finest Bling, Dodgy Sportswear and Maccy D's. Just then, shattering that thought, one piped up and said, "Ear Ear, you got one wiv a little man onnit???" "Yeah shaz, that'll look safe innit!!"

Sigh, and this is supposed to be the future generation, perhaps letting climate change go ahead and flood the world might not be so bad...

[Jimmy Little]

i just wanna know where they all came from and how it happened!

[Zedmeister]

i just wanna know where they all came from and how it happened!

American consumerism/capitalism coupled with the very, very generous British welfare state breeds greedy, selfish individuals interested only in themselves, getting as much money as they can whilst doing as little as possible. Its all me me me and damn everyone else.

Its all rather depressing really. If you've ever been to chavtowns.co.uk and read some of the descriptions (And looking past the humorous take) you'll realise this country is in a right bloody state!

[[GSV]Trig]

Lazy people and political correctness

[Atomic]

The ones round here are Spraying (Taggin' Da Hood Innit!) "Burberry Crew" Everywhere.

[Zathras]

American consumerism/capitalism coupled with the very, very generous British welfare state breeds greedy, selfish individuals interested only in themselves, getting as much money as they can whilst doing as little as possible. Its all me me me and damn everyone else.

Personally I think the Thatcher governments of the 80s have a lot to do with it. They tore the heart out of working-class Britain. Thatcher: "There's no such thing as society, only individuals" - the woman was greed through and through.

[Moby-Dick]

Croydon Facelift

just googled and spliied my coffee

http://www.justcharlotte.co.uk/2004/...face-lifts.htm

[MAS]

[QUOTE=Zedmeister]American consumerism/capitalism coupled with the very, very generous British welfare state breeds greedy, selfish individuals interested only in themselves, getting as much money as they can whilst doing as little as possible. Its all me me me and damn everyone else.
[QUOTE]

100% dead on in my opinion.

What I dont understand about chavs (and I'm sorry that this is another thread about chavs) is that they must surely know that the rest of the country mocks them and views them negatively....and yet they continue to live up to the ideal. Either they deserve credit for not caring what other people think, or they're just incredibly stupid.

Ok, no more chav comments, promise

[Jimmy Little]

..............or they're just incredibly stupid ??

[Swafe]

safeway

innit man, lets get some milk

4 pints?

yeah man we can down it in the park, all the calcy stuff will give us big bones so we can bang more ppl out

innit

[daniel_owen_uk]

safeway

innit man, lets get some milk

4 pints?

yeah man we can down it in the park, all the calcy stuff will give us big bones so we can bang more ppl out

innit

ROFL

The Milkybar Chav is tough and strong

[RVF500]

The ones round here are Spraying (Taggin' Da Hood Innit!) "Burberry Crew" Everywhere.

Should'nt that read 'fake Burberry'?

[Atomic]

Should'nt that read 'fake Burberry'?

Dont tempt me to commit a criminal offence and 'correct' their graffiti...